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dorfsmay · 5 months ago
Bosch!

I ran into the same situation. I specifically told the salesperson I didn't want wifi, and they told me it's only if you want it to operate from your phone.

I was done installing it and got rid of the packaging by the time I read that it needs to use their website for some functions.

Beside the fact that I doubt the store would take it back after using it for a week or two and havi go no packaging, I had no time nor energy to remove it and return it.

I tried to contact Bosch who keep redirecting me to some other I ternal department and eventually stop responding.

Do NOT buy a Bosch diswashe, even though you pay full price upfront you cannot use all the functions without creating an account on their website and have them run those functions for you.

tzs · 5 months ago
I had sort of the opposite situation. I needed a new washer and all the top rated ones according to Consumer Reports included WiFi. I asked at Home Depot if the one I was thinking of getting, an LG WM3400CW, required me to actually use the WiFi and they said no.

I used it for a few weeks without ever even trying to set up WiFi and everything was fine.

Then I found at that when you set up an LG washer for WiFi you can get reports in the app of water and energy use. I'd actually like that, so decided to give it WiFi access.

I then found out that the WM3400CW does in fact not have WiFi. I think it might be the only current LG washing machine that does not have WiFi.

I suspect that Consumer Reports got confused because it does have LG's "Smart Diagnosis" feature, which gives you diagnostic reports in the LG app.

The way "Smart Diagnosis" in the app works with the WM3400CW is that the washing machine sends the data to the app acoustically. Press the button sequence to start a diagnosis on the washing machine and it sounds very similar to an old analog modem. The app listens to that with your phone's microphone.

schobi · 5 months ago
Wouldn't it be great if a universal standard existed for devices sending their diagnosis via audio?

If there is a microcontroller and a beeper in there anyway, at only the extra cost of internal memory? Instead of a modem-type modulation and a speaker, make use of the bare minimum piezo beepers and send something that is universally understood? All of that without FCC, no extra hardware cost, no backchannel und thus little security considerations?

Yea - I know. Works much better to upsell "wifi enabled" and I'm happy that the appliances only beep rarely.

sureIy · 5 months ago
This sounds like great use of technology if you ask me. The only thing I'd complain about is that data would not be E2E encrypted :)
culturestate · 5 months ago
> The way "Smart Diagnosis" in the app works with the WM3400CW is that the washing machine sends the data to the app acoustically.

My LG microwave has this too; it wasn't a selling point for me, but I thought it was a nice compromise by their engineers and product team.

exabrial · 5 months ago
Literally none of that requires cloud access though to accomplish that task.
OkGoDoIt · 5 months ago
That sounds perfect. This needs to go on a list for the next time I need to replace a dishwasher.
dorfsmay · 5 months ago
Smart diagnostic sounds good but make it available via Bluetooth or make the dishwasher run a webserver on the local lan.

Having to go through their site and their auth means they ultimately control the appliance I paid full price for.

squigz · 5 months ago
> The way "Smart Diagnosis" in the app works with the WM3400CW is that the washing machine sends the data to the app acoustically. Press the button sequence to start a diagnosis on the washing machine and it sounds very similar to an old analog modem. The app listens to that with your phone's microphone.

This sounds far, far better to me - and just goes to show it's not necessary for everything to be connected to the Internet...

i2shar · 5 months ago
Why not just use Bluetooth? I'd be suspicious if the Dishwasher app requested permission to access the phone's microphone
vasco · 5 months ago
For energy usage, a metering plug on the same outlet you use is very cheap. For water, just take the bendy pipe and put it onto a big container and see how much water it uses. It shouldn't change much so you do it once. Wifi and the whole cloud for this seems weird.
7thaccount · 5 months ago
Acoustically? That's pretty neat and seems a lot less invasive, while still being useful.

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fransje26 · 5 months ago
I will high-jack this top-rated comment to link to a comment further below.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43469297

This comment has a link to [0], explaining, in plain text:

  However, perhaps inline with the German attitudes towards privacy, the BSH "HomeConnect" appliances have a no-cloud mode built into their app without any hacks required to disconnect them from the internet. They do require a one-time connection to perform key exchange of a long-live authorization key, but from then on the appliances can be operated entirely disconnected from the network.

[0] https://trmm.net/homeconnect/

kevincox · 5 months ago
> They do require a one-time connection to perform key exchange of a long-live authorization key

What does my offline dishwasher need a long-lived authorization key for?

thih9 · 5 months ago
Cool. I’d still prefer a “no wifi” or even “no app” mode, and control everything via hardware buttons.

Hardware offline UX gives me hope that my data would not be sold or that I wouldn’t have to pay for an extra subscription or watch ads. Perhaps it’s correlation.

Still, “no cloud” is a step in the right direction; I’ll take it.

JohnFen · 5 months ago
That's an improvement, but the requirement to use an app is still a serious problem, even if it never phones home. Everything should be able to be done on the appliance itself. Installing an app should never be a requirement.
js2 · 5 months ago
Jeff mentions it in the post:

> Another third option is somebody has reverse engineered this protocol and built HCPY, a Home Connect Python library.

> But here's the problem: I already spent like four hours getting this dishwasher installed in my kitchen. I don't want to spend another four hours configuring my own web UI for it—which still requires at least a one-time connection through Home Connect!—and maintaining that as a service on my local network, relying on an unauthorized third party library using reverse-engineering to get at the private dishwasher API!

DavideNL · 5 months ago
...how long is "long-live" ?

We've all been there. It works, until the shareholders decide differently, and you can no longer use your dishwasher without connecting / agreeing to the terms.

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pashadee · 5 months ago
“ In no-cloud mode the only way to interact with the devices is through their app, and an app isn’t always the most convenient way to interact with devices in the home.”
consp · 5 months ago
> I specifically told the salesperson I didn't want wifi, and they told me it's only if you want it to operate from your phone.

Don't know where you are but in most countries that would be a valid reason to return it at any time you found it out. They lied to get your money, willfully is almost never a requirement.

kube-system · 5 months ago
Yeah, misrepresentation is basic contract law stuff that would be generally valid in the US too, but:

1. there's probably no evidence of it

2. the workers at the store will deny it

3. the workers at the store likely have no grasp of contract law and will insist on whatever their store policy is

4. hiring a lawyer to return a dishwasher is a waste of time for most anyone knowledgable enough to know that this is a valid legal issue

dorfsmay · 5 months ago
Bought from a dealership. I don't think he lied, I think he just didn't know about "advanced functions".

I never got the "no need for wifi" in written form.

nextts · 5 months ago
Bosch knows how to perfect asshole design.

On some of their ovens there is a secret key sequence (like game cheat) to get the buttons working again. Every 6 months you need to do this otherwise pay for a service call to do this. Or have a defunct oven.

But it is not public info they have released (but had been leaked on YT)

So they have software with a bug and a workaround they won't tell you about. Ideally they should recall these ovens and pay for a replacement install.

throwaway2037 · 5 months ago

    > Every 6 months you need to do this otherwise pay for a service call to do this.
Is this legal? It seems like an excellent case for a state attorney general to sue them. At least extract a settlement with promise to repair the software bug.

publicmail · 5 months ago
My favorite is my Bosh wall oven that uses 85C rated capacitors with practically no voltage derating for the control board that sits directly at the top of the oven. After 4 years, they gave out causing the display to dim to the point of invisibility.

We’re talking about 50 cents of part savings on a $3000+ appliance here.

Replaced them myself easily, but most people will end up having to call for service and end up replacing the entire board for hundreds of dollars minimum.

WuxiFingerHold · 5 months ago
I don't believe this. It's illegal in many countries. No way a large German (after Dieselgate they all are very cautious) company like Bosch would make such a stupid move. If they did they'd face countless lawsuits and a ban in many countries (first would be the USA).
tsukikage · 5 months ago
> Bosch knows how to perfect asshole design.

This is actually pretty low on the asshole scale.

Consider: dishwashing-as-a-service subscription model. You get the dishwasher chemicals in the post - the dishwasher automatically requests the next lot when it feels like it - and there's cover for repairs; for this you can either pay a regular fee or make in-app purchases of WashCoin, which you then spend when you need to wash the dishes. Maybe add a gacha mode to the app to win bonus wash / rinse / self-clean cycles.

raverbashing · 5 months ago
Stupid question but have you tried turning it off and on for a while?

It might be something simpler

averageRoyalty · 5 months ago
In Australia you're not required to keep the packaging, and the company you bought it from must cover your shipping costs. This would constitute a Major Problem[1].

1. https://www.accc.gov.au/consumers/problem-with-a-product-or-...

teruakohatu · 5 months ago
That is a really good system you have over there.

I suspect the company would just respond “the dishwasher is working fine the owner just refuses to enable features as per the manual”.

dylan604 · 5 months ago
<absoluteTotalTangent>

I read Australia<snip>Major Problem, and I immediately had the Koxbox track pop into my head. Naturally, it's easiest to find it on YT[0]. I never did take the time to look up where the sample came from, not what the full audio would say. I just assumed that Australians dutifully ignored it when heard as much as 'murikans ignored the FBI warnings at the head of VHS tapes--later DVDs.

[0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7IW3Or590

</absoluteTotalTangent>

Nursie · 5 months ago
Is this just an american thing/model?

I have a Bosch Series 6 dishwasher here in Australia. It has physical buttons for all the stuff he mentions - Machine Care (self-cleaning), HalfLoad, Eco, and Delay start.

I did connect it to wifi which allows me to ... do the same stuff from their app. It's next to useless in my use pattern of "load the dishwasher, run the dishwasher". Literally all it adds is the ability to more easily set the machine to run later, which I don't care about.

I love Bosch stuff and will continue to buy it, certainly their series 6 and 8 stuff that's made in Germany - great quality and reliable IMHO.

Honestly it seems like there's just been a poor design decision here, to export the full set of controls to an app rather than on the machine, rather than some sort of fundamental sin. It certainly raises questions of what happens if/when they drop support, but another poster below mentions that the app works locally after initial cloud setup. Maybe just avoid this model...

inferiorhuman · 5 months ago
The previous generation of Bosch dishwashers in the US were WiFi free. The current generation went through a round of cost cutting and added WiFi bullshit to everything. No idea what the state is of their appliances sold in other markets.

As far as I can tell Electrolux is the only manufacturer selling "dumb" laundry kit in the US these days… which is probably part of why everyone's favorite LG shills (Yale Appliance) does their best to ignore them.

sebazzz · 5 months ago
> Literally all it adds is the ability to more easily set the machine to run later, which I don't care about.

Funny, that is a single physical button on my Siemens dishwasher.

ano-ther · 5 months ago
Oh yes. Got an e-bike with a Bosch controller. Have to click away the app advertisement every time before I can use the bike. And the app requires registration. I have the strong suspicion that as soon as I do that, the bike will only work with my phone and start locking out my family members from using it.
Filligree · 5 months ago
Other way around. They'll try to upsell you on a 5 euro feature that locks the bike to your phone and prevents family members (or thieves) from using it. Though since almost no ebikes do that, it doesn't work to reduce theft.

Not much point in the app unless you want to transfer routes to a map app on the head unit, though.

hyperman1 · 5 months ago
My bosch ebike controller is a very lousy timekeeper, and the only way to set the clock is with an app.
boringg · 5 months ago
Totally different experience. Bosch dish washer 800 series - fantastic, clean and quiet. No need for wireless if i don’t want it and no blocked features.

Have other appliances - well made, sturdy and made to last. I wont say it was the cheapest option but i typically pay for a balance of quality, value and privacy.

fransje26 · 5 months ago
Yes, but that's the $400-more-expensive model they mention in the article, with the 7 segment display. Which is a model at least 40% more expensive than the 500 series they bought.
pokstad · 5 months ago
That’s really unfortunate considering they are a top rated dishwasher with historically basic feature sets on their products. My Bosch doesn’t even have an LCD display on it.
MarkusWandel · 5 months ago
I've run into amazing customer service when I've contacted companies in Germany about stuff. For example, a 1960s vintage pressure cooker (Sikkomat) handed down from my mom. I wrote the manufacturer, asking about how the secondary safety works, and they replied saying regrettably the manual is out of print, but here's a photocopy, enclosed.

So with Bosch, see if you can find a German address/feedback form. Don't worry, they'll understand English.

jmyeet · 5 months ago
This type of comment is common, unfortunately. It amounts to "Don't use [thing] because of [anecdote]".

Bosch, in particular, is highly regarded. They also have a wide range. I bought an 800 series 2-3 years ago. I went online to see if anything had changed. You still find the same options: front controls, top controls, different finishes, etc. You can still absolutely buy a dishwasher with manual controls. They're excellent products.

Now my model seems to be before Wifi was added although I did buy an LG washer and dryer that has Wifi, which I did actually try and set up and failed. The code and stack in these things is truly awful. AFAICT I couldn't get it to work because my home network is segmented with 2 Wifi access points. Each of them broadcasts my Wifi network on the same SSID with the same credentials so devices use whichever one has the best signal. It doesn't always move routers so it's not as good as, say, a Ubiquiti network, but it's good enough.

Anyway, the washer/dryer listed my Wifi network 3 times and failed to connect to it for reasons I never established. The error message was a generic "authorization failed". I think it might've had something to do with DHCP. Possibly my address range or DNS servers. Weirdly, it would connect via a phone hotspot just fine. In the end I gave up.

But the point is that the washer/dryer work just fine without Wifi and although I don't have a Wifi-enabled Bosch dishwasher, I very much suspect they do too. Your comment says "it needs to use their website for some functions". What functions, exactly? Would that be notifications for when a load is done? If so, that makes perfect sense. But I bet the dishwasher worked just fine without Wifi.

geerlingguy · 5 months ago
In the linked article, it lists the 6 modes that will not work without the WiFi connection, including Eco mode, Rinse, Self clean, Delayed start, and Half mode.
Aurornis · 5 months ago
> by the time I read that it needs to use their website for some functions.

> you cannot use all the functions without creating an account on their website and have them run those functions for you.

Which functions?

This is a really confusing post without knowing what those functions are.

dreamcompiler · 5 months ago
TFA made it pretty clear that rinse cycle, delayed start, and eco mode require the app.
dorfsmay · 5 months ago
On my model "deep cleaning" of the dishwasher, some other functions I think, but that I didn't care for.
forgetfreeman · 5 months ago
Bosch dishwasher here. Zero network connectivity of any kind and washes dishes better than any other non-industrial dishwasher I've ever used. 10/10, would recommend, will buy again.
Arrowmaster · 5 months ago
According to Wirecutter, they pulled Bosch from their recommendations after all the old models were pulled and this new line of WiFi connected dishwashers replaced them in 2023.

You would really purchase something based on past experience with the company, not caring about looking into the current state of what they are producing?

bee_rider · 5 months ago
> Bosch dishwasher here. Zero network connectivity of any kind

Absolutely bullshit. If you are a dishwasher without any network connectivity, how are you posting comments on the internet, Mr Bosch?

fransje26 · 5 months ago
Which model are you using, for future reference?
LinuxBender · 5 months ago
I just had a similar issue with action cameras. My options are GoPro overheats and short battery life, DJI app banned in the store that I would not use regardless, insta360 / akaso which appear to both be the same shell companies and their camera can't even activate without an app despite the vendor promising otherwise. Returned and one starred all that junk. I would like to find a true stand-alone professional fully functional action camera with stabilization, long battery life and built by pros. Without exception I will not use anything that requires a phone or wifi and I don't care how big it is. Even if it's a 200,000 pound excavator, it will be on their doorstep if it requires a phone or wifi some are going this direction and one way or another they will be paying for shipping and my time.
k31n_n4m3 · 5 months ago
The Sony RX0 II is a normal camera in an action cam form factor, no app required. Battery life is only about 30 minutes but you can swap batteries.
jbm · 5 months ago
Literally have a Bosch dishwasher that has none of this Wifi garbage. It is amazing and super low sound compared to the 10 year old one that self destructed and nearly wrecked my basement bedroom (and the electrical panel).

Strongly recommended, would buy it again - as long as they don't have any insane IoT garbage included.

jajko · 5 months ago
Yeah with most appliances its... not smart to go for highest of their ranges. Way too many functionalities crammed into 1 device just to justify much higher price. All want to be online to do what... pester you with notifications and updates?

I love Bosch, all the stuff we have from them works perfectly many years after buying. Similar for Siemens. But for me - AEG, Whirlpool and Electrolux are the crappiest of the crappiest stuff I've experienced, those brands are banned at my home.

But there is the trick - go for highest offline-only range, which is normally in the middle or just above middle of the range. Best value for money. Plus I couldn't care less of some online features, don't need them, hate them, its just a ticking bomb regardless of manufacturer.

Same as recently discussed here Samsung HW-Q990D surround soundbar update bricking the devices for some. Why the heck would I ever want to update surround speakers which work perfectly fine now? Some sort of OCD out of hands? They never add anything important with such updates, and the general risk is not worth doing it. Plus avoiding not-another-stupid-app-in-phone syndrome.

vladvasiliu · 5 months ago
This is likely a model number related issue. I have a Siemens, which, as I understand it, is a Bosch with different styling, since none of these brands actually make the appliances, they're just lending their brand to a separate manufacturer (which is still in Germany FWIW). It also has the "home connect" app.

I have none of these issues. I have a dedicated button for delayed start on the front of the dishwasher. Dedicated "machine care" button. Not sure what the "rinse cycle" is, so I don't know if it has it, but there's a special rinsing-related button on the front that does something that prolongs the cycle. It also has a dedicated "half load" button. It has buttons for every "useful" cycle, like "eco" which is automatically selected when I turn it on. It's also able to go to a menu of sorts where I can configure water hardness, the quantity of rinsing liquid I want (separately from the hardness setting) and some other things I forgot.

The machine was bought new a little less than two years ago and does have the wifi and bluetooth and whatnot. It's also the only appliance I know which supports 5 GHz wifi. The manual also tries to get you to install the app, but it's not needed.

mgraupner · 5 months ago
Bosch and Siemens produce home appliances through B(osch)S(iemens)H Hausgeräte GmbH (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSH_Hausgeräte). They are not lending their brand to another manufacturer.
account42 · 5 months ago
Note that Bosh in this case is a brand of BSH Hausgeräte so if you have reason to boycott them you probably also want to boycott their other home appliance brands, including Siemens and more:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSH_Hausger%C3%A4te#Appliance_...

latexr · 5 months ago
> Beside the fact that I doubt the store would take it back after using it for a week or two

Where do you live? Pretty sure that in the EU they’d have to take it back, for any reason, if it’s not been 14 days yet. Though the no packaging could pose an issue, yeah.

account42 · 5 months ago
14 days no-question returns are only for online orders. In-store pickups have different (local) rules.
e40 · 5 months ago
Was all set to purchase a Bosch and the local shopsaid their quality has plummeted in recent years, recommend a Meile for the same price. Was told they get far fewer repair requests with this brand.
usefulcat · 5 months ago
That's a shame, we've bought two Bosch dishwashers (two different houses). The second one is 12 years old and still working. Had to replace the pump once, although that problem was almost certainly caused by sediment in our water lines.

I like that they've been quiet and reliable, the reliability affirmed by the repair person that replaced the pump.

ddoolin · 5 months ago
If you can afford it, Miele is definitely the way to go. The premium is quite high but IME you're buying the product, not just the brand.
ensignavenger · 5 months ago
Sounds not so much like a Bosch problem as a retailer problem. It was the retailer that lied to you about the machine.
like_any_other · 5 months ago
Requiring internet for features that don't need the internet is a manufacturer problem, no matter what any retailer says or doesn't say.
dukeyukey · 5 months ago
Genuinely, what about my dishwasher would I want to control from my phone? The only operations I do on it are turn it on (redundant because I need to load it first, which needs me to be there) and check if it's done, mostly redundant because it's not a time-sensitive operation.
samspot · 5 months ago
I bought a Bosch dishwasher about a year ago and didn't experience any of this. Maybe it depends on the model?
mavhc · 5 months ago
Don't people read manuals before spending $$$ on things? Or is that just me
modo_mario · 5 months ago
I'd leave a bad review on the store as well.

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Svip · 5 months ago
These days, Bosch is wholly owned by Siemens. And their appliances are basically the same. Except Bosch is now their experimental branch, where they try out ideas for products. Only those that are successful become Siemens products. So uhm, just buy a Siemens dishwasher, it's unlikely to have an app requirement.
szszrk · 5 months ago
That's completely the other way around and soothsaying :) BSH is a separate entity created 60 years ago by both companies but now fully owned by Bosch.

Bosch and Siemens had a joint venture since like 1960's. Around a decade ago Siemens sold out their BSH part of the company to Bosch completely and Bosch still makes some equipment under that brand. Yet still Siemens exist and is completely independent company.

Such joint ventures were not unlikely events for companies in that space in Europe. Siemens had parts of the company separated more often. Nokia Siemens Networks is kind of big (they ditched the Siemens name a decade ago), Nokia Siemens had briefly been know for cell phones for instance, Fujitsu Siemens did IT Enterprise hardware and software, PDAs and similar (here Fujitsu also took over and ditched Siemens part of the name).

Your buying advice ain't better than the guy's that sold that dishwasher to Jeff.

eisa01 · 5 months ago
Also Gaggenau and NEFF are BSH group brands

They all use HomeConnect

https://www.bsh-group.com/

tchalla · 5 months ago
It’s there other way around. Robert Bosch acquired the stake in Siemens. So Bosch owns Siemens.

https://web.archive.org/web/20140923104028/http://www.rttnew...

klipklop · 5 months ago
I feel Jeff should have bit the bullet and just returned it. I know it's a waste of time, but these products have to be rejected at retail. Retailers will eventually get tired of the extra support burden and demand manufacturers drop stuff like this.

They should all get hit with the open box problem from the returns.

geerlingguy · 5 months ago
I'd love to take a stance like that, but the reality is I've already sunk about 6 hours total into the whole operation, and I have quite limited time for my home maintenance + improvement projects as it is (my bench currently has a new faucet set to fix the leaky bathroom faucet, as well as an exhaust fan to fix the broken one in our bathroom... and those are just the things that are currently broken, not the dozen or so routine maintenance things I am behind on otherwise!).

If taking a stand means sacrificing another 2-4 hours (and wrangling that dumb dishwasher back into the minivan, probably with some water spilling out this time, causing more pain since it'll cause minivan issues lol), I don't know if I have the time for it.

That also assumes I can find a suitable replacement unit (and wrangle it, and install it) without seriously disrupting the dish-handling routine in the house for another day or three!

Sadly, that means Bosch wins this time. But if I never buy another Bosch device again (I have one of their water heaters, and a fancy ear thermometer that I rather liked...), maybe they will lose in the long run.

Plus, now I have a long-term project to hack my dishwasher.

AceJohnny2 · 5 months ago
There has to be some backpressure on the supply chain. I appreciate that you used your clout to make the issue public, but sometimes I worry that it only goes so far as our little echo chamber.
dredmorbius · 5 months ago
Assuming you're American, your state's attorney general office is responsible for consumer complaints.

It's free to file an issue, and in most cases you'll get a direct response. The issue here is product fails to perform as expected, and resolution is that the manufacturer remove the unit at their cost and give you a full refund.

Arranging an alternative purchase is your issue.

And contact your local news media as well. They love stories, particularly if there's existing footage they can air. VNRs (video news releases), the original "fake news" became a hot item in the 1990s Because Reasons. And you've already got the footage and audio.

fransje26 · 5 months ago
Please have a look at this comment:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43469297

It's linking to a website with the following explanation:

  However, perhaps inline with the German attitudes towards privacy, the BSH "HomeConnect" appliances have a no-cloud mode built into their app without any hacks required to disconnect them from the internet. They do require a one-time connection to perform key exchange of a long-live authorization key, but from then on the appliances can be operated entirely disconnected from the network.

kevin_thibedeau · 5 months ago
Dishwasher electronics are subject to elevated heat and humidity levels. A DIY solution will be extremely unreliable. An amateurish job on the power electronics can be a fire hazard and will void any insurance policy if they find out what you did.
fransje26 · 5 months ago
> the reality is I've already sunk about 6 hours total into the whole operation

That's a bit of a sunken-cost fallacy.

Here is a device that is going to be used every day for the coming 5 to 10 years, with a least 3 useful functions that cannot be accessed, and it's going to annoy you every time you use it.

Some devices simply have to work without friction, and that is worth spending home maintenance time on (and our hard-earned cash). Dishwashers, washing machines, printers..

Life is too short to waste time and energy on those, and I would argue that the energy, time, friction and annoyance you are probably going to encounter on the lifetime of that device is probably more than the 6 extra hours that would have been spent returning this unit.

Just my 2c, from the sideline, not walking in your shoes.

hedgehog · 5 months ago
For what it's worth I have an 800 series and it also made some features like delay start app-only. Even if I was ok with that it's still a terrible design for a multi-person household. See also: cars that are going app-only for remote start.
agilob · 5 months ago
>If taking a stand means sacrificing another 2-4 hours

>Plus, now I have a long-term project to hack my dishwasher.

So you'd rather waste more time, probably days or weeks, on a hack where Bosch can change implementation anytime, than return it?

rendall · 5 months ago
> I've already sunk about 6 hours total into the whole operation...

I suspect you're going to sink a whole lot more time over the unsatisfactory lifetime of the dishwasher. It sounds like the sunk-cost fallacy.

rkagerer · 5 months ago
Out of curiosity, how long did 'ya spend on that blog post, the YouTube video, and various platforms reading/answering comments related to this experience?
ryao · 5 months ago
Do you have a Home Depot or Costco near buy that offers free installation and haul away? Most people who get these appliances have the store do all of the work you did.
klipklop · 5 months ago
Yup. It's time to replace the controlboard with an ESP32 or something! Did you keep your old dishwasher?
atif089 · 5 months ago
Hey Jeff, I follow you on YouTube. I hope you're recovering well. Wishing you all the best.
account42 · 5 months ago
Except if customers like you don't take a stand now then by the time you get a replacement all the other Brands (some of which are made by the same company as Bosh appliances) will have likely moved to the same bullshit.

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eduction · 5 months ago
How long did it take to write the blog post
belorn · 5 months ago
Those products will earn profits to the producers after sale by bundling ads onto the app. Since the cost of producing the networking is less than projected sales, every unit will sooner or later have said networking and app. The app-only dishwashers will then out compete other dishwashers, slowly replacing all alternatives to app-only dishwashers outside "industry dishwashers" which will be app-free but cost 10x that of a dishwasher sold to the private consumer.

Try buy a TV without smart features. You can, but then you got to buy one intended for hotels and pay the market price for products intended for that market.

1propionyl · 5 months ago
> Try buy a TV without smart features.

Easy. Just buy a dumb monitor. Why do you even need the TV tuner?

nerdponx · 5 months ago
Bundling ads and selling data. Double revenue stream, double incentive for enshittification.

Also the marginal cost of an app is basically $0, whereas the marginal cost of hardware like buttons and 7-segment displays is >$0, so it's tempting (if you expect to sell a lot of dishwashers) to replace hardware with an app.

jajko · 5 months ago
This ain't true at all. Do you have public no-password wifi? I presume not, then just don't enter wifi password in it and voila, no ads, no smart features, just plug that HDMI cable, switch input and run whatever you need from it for next 10 years.

But if you have the idea you want internet-connected TV but somehow 'not smart' (not even understanding what it means) but without ads then yeah good luck, they are baked into OS even if manufacturer didn't want them. And there is no such manufacturer I know of.

Although, I have cheap 75" TCL one and the only ads I see in past 2 years are those youtube itself inserts, while using all default apps that came with it (plus VLC for more video formats and generally better player). What other ads areas are there?

wrasee · 5 months ago
Have to agree. The bottom line is that manufactures will continue to pull this trick as long as consumers keep buying. Even Jeff himself says that

> I don't think we should let vendors get away with this stuff.

But he _did_ let the vendor get away with it. That’s exactly what he did. He even spent a significant part of the article anticipating the push back by trying to reason why in his case he felt justified in doing so (because he’s busy, because he couldn’t wait a few days hand washing, because of family constraints), but presumably.. you shouldn’t?

So I don’t get it. It’s precisely the “do as I say, not as I do” that we have this problem. There is an immediate benefit to the saying part, on social media, the social signalling, etc (especially immediate for a YouTuber), but not so much for the doing part.

And I say that as largely a supporter, Jeff Geerling seems to be one of the good guys. Which I guess is why we are where we are?

Aissen · 5 months ago
I can hear Jeff's argument (in this very thread), that as a video creator, taking a public stance is an already impactful way to put pressure on the manufacturer. That's leverage enough for him.
sitkack · 5 months ago
I agree.

And Consumer Reports (which I am a "member") needs to call them out and hard for this.

loteck · 5 months ago
Jeff's opposition to this technology is not based on principle, rather it is based on the question of convenience of a few hours of time. A lot of commenters reacting to this story based on principle should take note of how many others gripe but roll over for it. Certainly, vendors are taking note of that.
geerlingguy · 5 months ago
My hope—which has been borne out by some correspondence I've already gotten today—is that some other consumers may be spared the experience I had.

Since I have a tiny bit of reach online, I figured I'd use it FWIW to maybe impact Bosch's sales by like 0.000001%. Because that's better than 0.000000001% :)

1over137 · 5 months ago
>but these products have to be rejected at retail

That only works if other options don't have these requirements.

Having recently bought new appliances, they almost all have some features gated behind "the cloud".

Even many exhaust fans (that go above your stove) have wifi now!

aaronax · 5 months ago
I sooooo want to return our Ninja Creami Deluxe, recently purchased at Costco. If it sits for ~ an hour or more after use then it cannot be turned on again until unplugged and plugged back in to the wall. From Googling, it seems that Ninja started out doing warranty replacements for the issue but now have shifted to "its a safety feature".

I know it would be super easy to return or exchange at Costco. But my spouse likes it, I am pretty certain that any replacement unit is going to have the exact same issue, and it was a pretty good price.

I'm sorry for being a bad consumer!

chrsw · 5 months ago
I'm not sure there's enough consumers to fight back against this. Most consumers are too focused on other things to worry about being locked in or screwed over by appliance companies. Acceptance.
btbuildem · 5 months ago
One thing I've learned when buying a full set of appliances couple of years ago: don't read consumer reports or reviews by randos on the internet -- instead, go to industry literature, and read reports by/for service and warranty providers. They have actual hard data on the types and frequency of problems across brands and models.

But back to the main theme of the article: hell to the no was my initial attitude, and I went out of my way to make sure my appliances were as simple as possible. Still, three out of the five were "wifi-enabled" and promised a world of app-enhanced wonders. Needless to say, none of these ever even got anywhere near being set up, and I think I am lucky, all the normal, expected appliance features work without requiring these extras.

The idea of remotely preheating my oven while I am not home still makes me shudder.

nikcub · 5 months ago
Download and read the manual before buying a product. I avoided buying an air filter recently because the manual made it clear that there was no auto mode, which I would have expected at the price.

Downloading the manual may have helped Jeff dodge this product.

Web search has become a nightmare for consumer purchase research - it's all affiliate driven. Even the old traditional trusted names are just phoning it in with affiliate content churn.

odysseus · 5 months ago
Where can you find these service/warranty reports?
btbuildem · 5 months ago
It's been a while, so these may be out of date:

- https://blog.puls.com/top-appliance-brands-2020-guide

- https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/4039866/National%20Appliance%...

- https://blog.yaleappliance.com/is-consumer-reports-accurate-...

Also: please do your own homework, you should be able to find all this once pointed in the right direction.

brikym · 5 months ago
Where do you find this data? The average person is going to use Google and because Google sucks they'll end up on some shill review site.
btbuildem · 5 months ago
It's been a while, so these may be out of date:

- https://blog.puls.com/top-appliance-brands-2020-guide

- https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/4039866/National%20Appliance%...

- https://blog.yaleappliance.com/is-consumer-reports-accurate-...

Also: please do your own homework, you should be able to find all this once pointed in the right direction.

paradox460 · 5 months ago
The best friend you can make is an appliance repair man. Ask him which brands are good and which bad, and you'll rarely be steered awry
alt227 · 5 months ago
I asked the local appliance repair man which was the best brand for kitchen appliance reliability and he said Bosch.
m463 · 5 months ago
> Needless to say, none of these ever even got anywhere near being set up,

I have an LG soundbar never set up, or connected to any wifi.

and when my phone gets near it, it asks to connect to an airplay device.

I think that might be a fatal flaw to even getting a wifi enabled device - maybe someone in the adjacent apartment can do the initial setup if you didn't.

hopefully these devices have a physical component to initial setup, and are not succeptible to denial-of-service type attacks.

leonidasv · 5 months ago
I live in an apartment. When I go to my living room, a pop-up shows on my phone (Samsung Galaxy) asking if I want to connect to a Samsung TV and cast my phone.

The catch is: I don't have any Samsung TV in my home. It's the neighbours TV. It happened even when my Bluetooth was disabled, somehow the phone still reached the TV wirelessly.

Thank God there's a setting to turn this "feature" off.

atoav · 5 months ago
I have wifi enables debices that I decided to build myself because in that market segment nobody offered a no-bullshit option that works with home-assistant.
Izkata · 5 months ago
> The idea of remotely preheating my oven while I am not home still makes me shudder.

Electric ovens can be terrifying when they fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrL_9K7rCz8

Mine was throwing a lot more sparks than in this video. It sounded like fireworks were going off in my kitchen.

account42 · 5 months ago
What's the failure mode here? Heating coil making contact with the outer casing? Shouldn't that be caught by a residual-current circuit breaker?

In any case, generating lots of heat inside the oven is probably safer than doing it outside it.

jjice · 5 months ago
> don't read consumer reports or reviews by randos on the internet

I like the idea of using industry literature, but I think consumer reviews have value too. Much smaller purchase, but I was considering a new travel thermos and all the professional review were praising it. As soon as I pulled up some consumer reviews though, it was almost universal that after washing it for the first time, it smelled of garlic and soy sauce. Apparently this issue was around for at least three years (into today).

Not sure why that got passed over by all the professionals (maybe a lack of time spent with the product), but I was glad I read the consumer reviews as well.

account42 · 5 months ago
I don't gp was suggesting to trust professional reviewers but rather professionals who actually have to work with/repair the product in question.

But I do agree that that won't cover everything. Issues that need repair are a big concern but so is usability when the damned things are working "properly".

MarkusWandel · 5 months ago
I ask my friends and colleagues. Lots of them have Bosch dishwashers and they all love them, without exception. That's why I bought mine. Ask me in 10 years whether that was wise...
oblio · 5 months ago
> instead, go to industry literature, and read reports by/for service and warranty providers.

I'm joining the others in saying I don't know where to find this info...

btbuildem · 5 months ago
It's been a while, so these may be out of date:

- https://blog.puls.com/top-appliance-brands-2020-guide

- https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/4039866/National%20Appliance%...

- https://blog.yaleappliance.com/is-consumer-reports-accurate-...

Also: please do your own homework, you should be able to find all this once pointed in the right direction.

tchalla · 5 months ago
It would help if you’d have posted an example of reports for service and warranty.
btbuildem · 5 months ago
It's been a while, so these may be out of date:

- https://blog.puls.com/top-appliance-brands-2020-guide

- https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/4039866/National%20Appliance%...

- https://blog.yaleappliance.com/is-consumer-reports-accurate-...

Also: please do your own homework, you should be able to find all this once pointed in the right direction.

StrLght · 5 months ago
I usually go through manuals if I’m worried about something specific. There’s no need to rely on reviews when you can get an answer directly from the manufacturer.

Jeff shows manual explicitly saying when you need an app, so this could have been avoided.

potato3732842 · 5 months ago
Consumer reports has been not just bad but actively untrustworthy ever since they framed the Samurai, probably before.
catigula · 5 months ago
Consumer reports for me embodies the phenomenon where, whenever I have even cursory familiarity with the subject material, their reporting (ratings/reviews) become laughably inaccurate and misinformed from my perspective.
jmholla · 5 months ago
> When I posted on social media about this, a lot of people told me to return it.

>

> But I spent four hours installing this thing built into my kitchen.

I sympathize with the author and what Bosch is doing here is ridiculous and I am fully against it.

But, they're not going to care about your complaints. Returning it and hitting them in the pocketbook is really the only way consumers have to send messages that companies hear.

It's a pain, but if you truly care about this, you, sadly, have to put in extra effort to fight back.

_carbyau_ · 5 months ago
If someone has "influencer" power they could drag it into the back yard and light it on fire for a Youtube video.

See how Bosch likes the power of web ads.

kulahan · 5 months ago
If your audience is big enough, your complaints can end up hitting their pocket book.
dawnerd · 5 months ago
Exactly. I'm in the market for a Dishwasher and was highly considering a Bosch based on all the positive reviews from CR and such. Now I'm not considering them at all.
lmm · 5 months ago
Evidently his complaint is worth less than the amount of effort to return the dishwasher, so it can't be worth that much.
r0ckarong · 5 months ago
Isn't it kind of silly going "YOU fix this problem I'm complaining about" in the first place? If he isn't willing to return the machine, why would anyone else bother?
monksy · 5 months ago
You can also look up their board's email addresses and send a complaint direct to them.
ycombinatrix · 5 months ago
sunk cost fallacy
sitkack · 5 months ago
I look forward to Jeff inserting a "Bosch Sux" interstitial into his Youtube videos.
bandrami · 5 months ago
I live in an apartment building whose walls don't really attenuate RF at all. And like most of the building I have a Samsung "smart" TV. So most evenings I get three or four screencast requests from neighbors' phones that I have to deny. That's annoying enough but it also stops whatever I'm watching in the process.

The manual didn't include instructions for turning off Bluetooth, and when I called Samsung they said you in fact can't turn it off. I could simply pull the antenna, I guess, but it seems to be integrated with the WiFi so then I couldn't watch any streaming.

I ended up changing the BT device name to "STOP USING THIS ONE" but apparently nobody reads it because I still get the connection requests daily.

dewey · 5 months ago
I’d probably just turn off Bluetooth / WiFi and get a setup box like Apple TV, Roku etc. which usually is much nicer than the TV OS anyway. The only time I’m interacting with my TVs UI is when I’m switching input channels.
vanc_cefepime · 5 months ago
Ditto. AppleTV or Nvidia Shield (with custom launcher). Personally, I'm now in with AppleTV. I had two Shields and hated when they pushed an update a few years ago to stock android that pushed ads (to services I didn't subscribe to) and that was it for me. There werent as many custom launchers as there are nowadays, but still, went to AppleTv and have been happy. That said, I'd stay clear with Roku with their latest shenanigans as they continue to test their customer's limits with ads now on their home screen [1]. Granted this is on their TV sets, I would still stay clear of their dedicated set-top boxes as it's only a matter of time when they push their limits there too [2].

[1] <https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/roku-says-unpopular-...>

[2] <https://wiki.rossmanngroup.com/wiki/Roku,_Inc.>

Terr_ · 5 months ago
> I live in an apartment building whose walls don't really attenuate RF at all.

I wonder if there's a market for special panels that block sound and common wifi/bluetooth bands...

> So most evenings I get three or four screencast requests from neighbors' phones that I have to deny. That's annoying enough but it also stops whatever I'm watching in the process.

I'd be tempted to call support every single time, and feign that I simply can't understand why their product that I purchased keeps breaking...

felindev · 5 months ago
LTT made a video [0] where they tried "5G blocking paint" in real world scenario, this is always an option if you like black.

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5BOFsiDpYQ

smileybarry · 5 months ago
I reinstalled a BLE inspect app to troubleshoot something, and I was shocked at the sheer amount of Samsung TVs (and I own none) I had to wade through to find my device. The fact they're all in discoverable mode at all times makes opening my regular Bluetooth just as bad, too.
poincaredisk · 5 months ago
>So most evenings I get three or four screencast requests from neighbors' phones that I have to deny

What happens if you accept it? Do you just see your neighbors screen? This sounds like something terrifying enough to convince your neighbors to pay attention.

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ghssds · 5 months ago
Did you try to talk to your neighbours?
bandrami · 5 months ago
I have no way of knowing which one it is, and I can't get to the floors above and below mine
cocoto · 5 months ago
Simply rename the device “malware” at this point.
mock-possum · 5 months ago
It wouldn’t make a difference
jart · 5 months ago
Jeff, you left out the juiciest part of the story, which is that the Bosch Home Connect iPhone app hoovers up your Search History data. Anyone know how much that data is worth? I made the same mistake of buying the 500 and it's just so ridiculous that I need to reveal my most intimate Google moments to a dishwasher in order to use its advanced features which I won't. When I was building Internet technology in the 1990s and optimistic about the future, never in my fiercest nightmares could I have predicted that this is how normies would use it and that it'd be considered normal. What kind of monster do you have to be to use home appliances as leverage to spy on people? There seriously needs to be a different planet for people like us.
perch56 · 5 months ago
There's a bit of a mix-up here. The “Search History Data – Not Linked with You” label you see on the App Store refers only to the searches you perform within the Home Connect app—not your full Google search history. Given that iOS apps run in a sandboxed environment, there's no way for the app to access your Google account. It’s a standard practice among smart home devices to enhance functionality, not to spy on your entire digital life.
pqdbr · 5 months ago
This is just unbelievable. However, can you provide evidence of this being true?

Because this is class action level unbelievable.

ikrenji · 5 months ago
it's not true and it's not technically feasible on iOS
Hackbraten · 5 months ago
Required reading: Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow (excerpt: [0]; part of his book Radicalized [1])

[0]: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-...

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicalized_%28Doctorow_book%2...

jmkni · 5 months ago
Or the poor mans version, "Please drink verification can" - http://i.imgur.com/dgGvgKF.png
user9999999999 · 5 months ago
reminds me of some dystopian short story I read somewhere, where society moves to a nearly full advertising economy, and everyone has to be an influencer about all the food / things they consume for the day, streaming themselves on camera live 24/7
Avamander · 5 months ago
And all this stuff could work directly locally, it'd even make alternatives possible and it'd be an immensely better experience. It would eliminate the latency it takes for the requests to reach halfway across the world and back. It would also eliminate a lot of the privacy and security concerns.

What makes it worse is that these cloud connections also tend to be insecure and unreliable or both. I've seen multiple vendors (including Miele) make unencrypted connections to their cloud. (Try blocking port 80 outgoing on your firewalls.)

I've also set up a bit of monitoring for a few appliance manufacturer's clouds - these cloud services have outages all the damn time. To an extent it makes sense given that nobody is explicitly paying for them. On the other hand it's a terrible omen for the longevity of such services. (I can't wait to buy an expired appliance manufacturer's domain.)

I can't imagine a solution to this mess either besides legislation, like forcing some open access at least on EOL.

ianburrell · 5 months ago
I'm hoping that the Matter protocol will help with local home automation. It is designed to work on the local network using IPv6 networking, with gateway between Wifi and Thread. The downside is that it is complicated from everybody involved in design.

The goal is that device companies will want to get rid of cost of developing cloud software, and effectively outsource it to Apple, Google, etc.

Avamander · 5 months ago
Apple's tempo so far has been abysmal, so I wouldn't hold my breath. We can hope though.
ndriscoll · 5 months ago
Unencrypted protocols basically are open access. It's easy to reverse engineer, and then you can just point the DNS address of their cloud at your server to make it work locally (or worst case hijack their IP). It's the encrypted connections that you need to be wary of.