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SilverBirch · 3 years ago
This is pretty unsurprising, they're not really going to raise any serious money from this (what do we reckon? 1FTE Salary at most?) but they've got office space for 7.5k people and less than 3k less. Musk keeps saying "If you code come to the 10th floor" - which basically implies that their entire team of engineers fit onto 1 floor of the building and that there a load of empty floors now that don't need kitchens or desks or chairs.
moltar · 3 years ago
You'd be surprised. Some of that restaurant equipment is in high demand, and is also pretty pricey. Anything pro grade can be tens of thousands of dollars each.

Just some of those espresso machines are $10K [1] and $25K [2] each.

Freezer is $24K.

Of course, all these are "new" prices.

[1] https://www.espressoparts.com/products/la-marzocco-linea-cla... [2] https://www.espressoparts.com/products/la-marzocco-strada-ee... [3] https://www.webstaurantstore.com/traulsen-rlt232dut-hhs-stai...

lazide · 3 years ago
For used auctions (for things with demand) figure about 75-25% new prices.

If there is a glut, sometimes you’d end up with just price per lb. (Often just a couple dollars per).

ffggffggj · 3 years ago
Who is opening a restaurant right now with labor costs and borrowing costs where they are?
gonzo41 · 3 years ago
Wouldn't it just be smarter to sublet the space and fill up the building. Rather than having empty floors on a building you barely use.
bgentry · 3 years ago
Subletting commercial space in San Francisco is not a simple endeavor at this time: https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/sf-office-vacancy-...
mikeryan · 3 years ago
Sublet to who? Downtown SF office space doesn’t have a lot of takers right now.
defrost · 3 years ago
There's more than the whiff of a move to Texas in the wind.
kgantchev · 3 years ago
Not sure if their rental agreements allow that. Most don't.
SanjayMehta · 3 years ago
Better than trashing it, I guess.
ransom1538 · 3 years ago
Can they let the homeless stay in the unused floors? Surely they can find a spot in their heart to help out people down on their luck during Christmas.
duxup · 3 years ago
Assuming they could just ignore local zoning:

The cost of security, social services, policing, and hygiene related issues (it’s an office not a home) would seem substantial.

Some locals not far from me tried doing that with an abandoned hotel. It was a mess of crime drugs and etc in the end.

lazide · 3 years ago
Many homeless won’t stay in homeless shelters due to ‘draconian’ rules like no drugs, no dangerous animals, etc.

Any attempt to do something like you’re proposing in a nice space not explicitly setup for the purpose is going to go pretty badly quite quickly.

mberning · 3 years ago
Sounds nice until they piss, shit, and do drugs everywhere and get your entire company evicted by the building owner.
xyzelement · 3 years ago
Just curious - do you house the homeless in the spare spaces in your dwelling? If not, how can you comment on what others ought to be doing and their hearts?
denton-scratch · 3 years ago
A lot of that stuff doesn't seem to be "office supplies". There's quite a lot of pro kitchen equipment in there. It looks as if they've broken down a big office canteen.
bombcar · 3 years ago
They famously shut down the free meals.
sio8ohPi · 3 years ago
That's wild. It's untaxed comp that minimizes the time employees need to spend thinking about food during the day. He's mandating employees come back to the office for long hours, but now they need to (at least) order and receive their own lunches and dinners? If he's trying to retain some sort of high-intensity hardcore ninja startup bullshit, I would think free food would be the last thing cut. Or is he planning for them to subsist on nothing but soylent?

I've not been impressed by Musk, but this feels like the most boneheaded thing I've heard about his management yet.

kweingar · 3 years ago
If you’re setting up beds in the office to keep your employees working day and night, that seems like a bad time to also take away free meals.
QuadmasterXLII · 3 years ago
A useful comparison for discussion:reddit has 700 employees and twitter had 7000.
lapcat · 3 years ago
Reddit has an army of unpaid moderators. Not to mention the Reddit users who upvote and downvote.

Also, politicians and other important public figures don't use Reddit like they use Twitter.

whywhywhywhy · 3 years ago
>Reddit has an army of unpaid moderators.

Smart, Reddit is comfortable with the fact it’s a glorified web forum, Twitter lied to itself that it’s something more.

yreg · 3 years ago
Do we know how many of those 7k were content moderators? Twitter also had external moderators that are probably not counted in that number.
Victerius · 3 years ago
> Also, politicians and other important public figures don't use Reddit like they use Twitter

I think that may change in the future. Many politicians, including prominent ones, have done AMAs. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a semi regular. The Sergeant Major of the US Army is a regular. Rick Astley is a semi regular. Verne Troyer was a regular before he died.

SanjayMehta · 3 years ago
Anyone know why those unpaid mods do what they do? It's like a cult.
ohbtvz · 3 years ago
What does this have to do with the topic at hand?
stiltzkin · 3 years ago
They do keep astroturfing on Reddit though.
staindk · 3 years ago
Yeah I think general consensus is that twitter was bloated and I'm guessing a lot of people were skimming by not doing much (or stuck doing things that amounted to not much).

Elon's methodology isn't the best way forward though. Ugh idk.

mythhouse · 3 years ago
I worked at twitter's data engineering org in 2018. It was the most relaxed work culture I've experienced. Great WLB ( code for its ok to coast) . Spent my winters working from ski resorts and ski lodges. My mental and physical health were at all time high.
TheHappyOddish · 3 years ago
> Elon's methodology isn't the best way forward though. Ugh idk.

People keep saying this, but I'm yet to see the fire the smoke implies.

themitigating · 3 years ago
"Yeah I think general consensus is that twitter was bloated and I'm guessing a lot of people were skimming by not doing much "

Based on what?

rchaud · 3 years ago
Twitter has 10x the ad revenue of Reddit, so that seems to even out[0].

[0]https://www.theinformation.com/articles/reddits-ad-revenue-e...

bnt · 3 years ago
Reddit has hundreds (maybe even thousands?) freelance devs working remote, full time. You’re only counting FTEs.
PhoenixReborn · 3 years ago
Reddit has way more than 700 now. I worked there until 2019 and they had ~600 when I left.

That being said though, I would guess the employee count is still around ~2000 or less.

nr2x · 3 years ago
Reddit is by far the worst performing website I regularly visit, it's a technological clusterfuck.
mhh__ · 3 years ago
Reddit is a total clusterfuck technologically though, no?
bionade24 · 3 years ago
The people seem to say despite the not new anymore slow & often-failing frontend. The old frontend is down regularly. Not sure why they don't drop it completely if the care so little about it's uptime.

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nemo44x · 3 years ago
This reminds of the .com crash days so much. There were endless auctions and sales of office furniture, etc. I don’t even think a lot of it got sold as demand was so low and supply so high. I heard stories of people buying chairs that cost $1k for $25, etc.
chasd00 · 3 years ago
yeah remember when the herman miller aeron was the ultimate .com status symbol? After the bust you could find those on the side of the road for a while.
EVa5I7bHFq9mnYK · 3 years ago
That's probably SF thing. Generally corporate America swears by Steelcase.
nemo44x · 3 years ago
They really are damn fine chairs.

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sethd · 3 years ago
DoveBid was a good auction site for this stuff back then, IIRC.
huhtenberg · 3 years ago
Damn, a prosciutto slicer!

https://www.bidspotter.com/en-us/auction-catalogues/heritage...

This auction is clearly not for just the _office_ supplies, but still.

capableweb · 3 years ago
On that topic, the fridges and freezers currently have bids lower than the fucking tables, which is insane. Those are way worth way more than the current bids at 25 USD.

Edit: seems I misunderstood and it's just the opening bids, the bidding hasn't started yet. Still strange that the opening bids are higher for a table than restaurant-style fridges/freezers.

bombcar · 3 years ago
The opening bids on auctions are almost always meaningless and set very low - the auction company knows that the valuable items will be bid up fast enough, and they do NOT want anything left over because then they have to dispose of it.

Why some are 25 and some are 50 I'm not sure; they may raise the bid a bit on items they think might not get many bids.

mstade · 3 years ago
Those are just the starting bids. Bidding doesn't open until mid January, I think.
Closi · 3 years ago
None of the auctions are open for bidding - you are just looking at the start price.
kzrdude · 3 years ago
Selling off a twitter bird statue makes it look bad. What a signal that the company doesn't believe in itself anymore.
bhouston · 3 years ago
If you have less offices you have less needs for corporate branding. If you were to consolidate all branding into the remaining offices it would take up too much space. You can not be sentimental about this stuff.
marbu · 3 years ago
Right, but when it comes to their branding stuff, I would expect the company to either store it (if they have enough space somewhere) or move it straight to trash. Selling their corporate logos for 25 USD looks like they are being liquidated and closing the shop. I can't understand how someone even come up with such idea ...
tkiolp4 · 3 years ago
If there is only one thing business and companies should be sentimental about is about their origins. No room for sentimental stuff when doing anything else. Twitter is employing humans and the end of the day, not robots.
lawn · 3 years ago
But you can be smart and care about branding and reputation.

Throwing them away would be more beneficial.

arkitaip · 3 years ago
Musk doesn't seem to believe in this version of Twitter and therefore has no issues dismantling it. There's still lots of damage done to Twitter the employer but I don't think it matters in the long run: there are always suckers who are willing to work for despotic leaders.
Denvercoder9 · 3 years ago
Or people on H-1B visas that can't take the risk of leaving.
tjpnz · 3 years ago
I'm surprised nobody walked out the door with it as a trophy. It's not unusual for things to go missing when a company goes through an acquisition.
danielfoster · 3 years ago
I’m sure Elon is checking the cameras. Taking items is a great way to turn a layoff into a for-cause firing.
somehnacct3757 · 3 years ago
There is one lot of 10 jamboard stands, which makes you wonder where 10 jamboards went
LightG · 3 years ago
I heard they need the space to replace it with this:

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/business/2022/12/02/elon-goat...

(ultimate ... infinite ... cringe)

neilv · 3 years ago
That's strangely befitting.
INTPenis · 3 years ago
I'm not one of Elon's fans, trust me on that. But I do enjoy different perspectives to things.

And this sure seems like Elon doesn't give a f*ck about people, he's honestly trying to assemble the smallest team necessary to keep Twitter going, in whatever direction he wants it to go.

So yeah he's gotten a lot of criticism but I believe there's a different perspective here of a ruthless businessman just doing anything he wants to save his 44bn investment. Including downsizing it to the bare minimum, and then rewarding the people who stuck around and helped him through it.

nr2x · 3 years ago
He's "assembled" a team of H1Bs who can't quit, but he comes from apartheid money so it's just the old family business model redux.
phendrenad2 · 3 years ago
I see it as a commitment to removing the old way of doing things, and starting fresh. Also it's common for companies to erect monuments to their own worship, but only once they've had lots of success and have money to burn. It isn't clear that the new twitter will succeed, and everyone knows it.
Krisjohn · 3 years ago
It's also a security risk. Get ahold of enough branded stuff and you can make people think you work at Twitter on a video call.
j-bos · 3 years ago
For those interested in buying but not in SF, you'll need to arrange your own pickup, craigslist style:

"Buyers may either pick up Goods at the designated auction site themselves or can contract with a third party agent to manage the removal process for them."

mindslight · 3 years ago
Yeah, this isn't eBay. Caveat emptor, as-is where-is, FOB where it sits, payment by wire only, be happy if you can load out yourself.

One would think there would be some times when the lots are open to inspection. It looks like bidding ends on Jan 17th, so there's plenty of time for them to add that.

j-bos · 3 years ago
According to the documentation you can view the items by appointment only.
jiveturkey · 3 years ago
these type of commercial auctions always offer a captive/partner transporter if you want that. i haven’t looked at the auction but presumably some of the items are large are require rigging and you’d generally use their partner.

> Additional Information Regarding Removal Procedures and Logistics Will Be Provided in January, 2023

influx · 3 years ago
I always think about the $10,000 couch in the lobby of the Seattle Twitter office that no one ever sat on.

Twitter wasted money on shit that didn’t matter for years.

cyberpunk · 3 years ago
10k is really not that much for a lobby worthy couch…
ThePadawan · 3 years ago
10k doesn't even buy you 2 Barcelona chairs.

And those aren't even comfortable.

influx · 3 years ago
The point is they didn’t need any couch there. Or could have gotten something comfortable from ikea and maybe wouldn’t have had to sell their company to Elon and had all this useless shit auctioned off.
kormoc · 3 years ago
I sat on it while waiting for someone to let me in when I forgot my badge… ;)
deegles · 3 years ago
What would you have chosen to put in place of that sofa?
Waterluvian · 3 years ago
Inflatable castle.
tennisflyi · 3 years ago
A $1,000 couch?