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Retr0id · 14 days ago
The irony is that this site is clearly vibecoded, especially the https://status.microslop.com/ page, which "works" by requesting `https://outlook.office365.com/owa/healthcheck.htm` which is nonexistent and returns a 500 error but the code doesn't seem to detect that (and I don't think it could even if it wanted to, due to CORS).
kypro · 14 days ago
Hard to know if this is itself slop or self-aware intentional slop to make a point.

The "GALLONS OF SLOP GENERATED" counter suggests some intentionality, and the "Everything seems to be working. Probably a glitch in our monitoring." caption on the status page maybe suggests that is also intentional.

sph · 13 days ago
It's slop all the way down. The tech world will soon become https://xkcd.com/2347/ but everything is vibecoded trash.
Retr0id · 13 days ago
Before I clicked I thought that was going to be https://xkcd.com/1683/
zouhair · 14 days ago
Isn't that the point? As if Microsoft is the one making it.
Retr0id · 14 days ago
If that was the point then why not mimic Microsoft's actual design?
piker · 14 days ago
Flagged this. As much as I also love to dunk on Microsoft, this kind of crapware is not the way to do it. [I personally] don’t want this on the front page. [And I think others should join me in that belief. Let’s try to keep it a place for interesting things that took some effort.]

[edited based on feedback.]

xphos · 13 days ago
Its hard to flagged based on your opinion though because at least 200 upvoters thought it should be upvoted? Just don't upvote it. If a bunch of people (non-bots) upvote it I think by definition they found it interesting?
dvfjsdhgfv · 13 days ago
I upvoted it because of the whole context, i.e. Microsoft ban and lock: https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tire...
dominicrose · 14 days ago
Maybe it's not the way to do it, but the way to do it is/was also on the front page at the same time: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47216047
g947o · 14 days ago
Hmm... Who's "we"? Did HN users elect you as a representative?
piker · 14 days ago
Better?
josefritzishere · 14 days ago
This is a beautifully thoughtful satire. Why would it need to be flagged?
callamdelaney · 14 days ago
we do
piker · 14 days ago
Then can you take yourselves back to Reddit or something? This used to be an interesting place to visit that was differentiated from other “hot take” havens on the net.
leshenka · 14 days ago
At least they're being honest about the counter in their source:

    // Starting value (high number to suggest ongoing problem)
    let currentCount = 8_472_000;

Lerc · 14 days ago
It has that AI referring to a point in the conversation feel about it too.

This site would be a particularly interesting example to see the conversation that generated it.

There was a case locally where a political party copped flack for using AI generated images of minorities implying that the people in the picture supported their policies. I didn't think the use of AI was terribly significant when it came to the output because, before AI, they would have just hired some actors for the photos and achieved much the same effect.

The thing that I did think was significant was, in creating the images, they must have committed to writing exactly what it is that they wanted an image of. I really wished that journalists asked for that text, and then challenged the inevitable refusal.

WillAdams · 14 days ago
I believe that a lot of the problems with LLMs would be greatly ameliorated if every generated image had embedded in the metadata the prompt and by default, the user credentials (which could be turned off for folks who want privacy).
xnorswap · 14 days ago
I recognise Claude's voice in that when I see it.
gordonhart · 14 days ago
This comment was almost certainly written by an LLM.
clearleaf · 14 days ago
What am I even supposed to think "gallons of slop" means? Funny that this is both fake and meaningless. OP if you're reading this, this garbage was the worst possible way you could have made the point.
CrazyStat · 14 days ago
This site is extremely uncomfortable to read on mobile (iOS).
Jgrubb · 14 days ago
The "hide distracting items" option is the best thing Apple has done lately. Unfortunately there's not anything worth your time once you get that nav out of the way.
znort_ · 14 days ago
it also contains no "manifesto" ...

-tracker, -alert or -status would be more proper titles.

kelvinjps10 · 14 days ago
+2 android
rekabis · 13 days ago
Personal fresh-setup first steps:

• StartAllBack heavily modified for WinXP look-and-feel

• Win10Privacy (yes, it handles Win11), with all Windows Store apps yoinked except for store and media utilities

• Raphire/Win11Debloat

• builtbybel/WinSlop

That alone handles a majority of the rip-and-tear I have to do with a fresh Windows installation. Sure, there is a lot more after that, but these seem to handle at least ⅔ of all the heavy lifting.

So honestly, aside from the hour or two it takes to run all of these and confirm everything has been voilently excised, AI isn’t really a high concern for me.

Right now my short-term fear surrounds the OOBE blocking of local accounts on Home/Pro outside of domain usage. There are still workarounds, but who knows how long they’ll last. Currently trying to design a truly universal image that can be flashed/imaged such that any typical x64 system can at least boot into the Administrator account so that other local accounts can be made manually.

phaser · 14 days ago
Is Microsoft the really the main force drowning the internet in slop? I appreciate the discussion on the subject but why is it so specific on Microsoft and the userbase of Bing?

It’s funny because I wanted to register this domain for the lulz 3 months ago (Microslop is a fictional company in my videogame Microlandia) but the price was ~15k so i settled for the cheaper microslop.net

Whoever wants to get the message across has certainly big motivations ;)

giancarlostoro · 14 days ago
> Whoever wants to get the message across has certainly big motivations ;)

Could be they are renting the domain instead for a fraction of the cost.

mx_03 · 14 days ago
There was this old hispanic site called mocosoft (moco translates to booger) that was succesfully sued by Microsoft due to a very similar name.

Or at least the mocosoft owener received a ceise and desist by Microsoft and decided to drop the site.

I expect something similar with this site

oersted · 14 days ago
The site itself it's quite the slopfest too!

There's no manifesto ("manifest"??), the counter is completely fake, and the tracker doesn't show any of the user submitted reports.

There's nothing here other than: "Microsoft is integrating AI into their products and I don't like it, build a website about it please". It barely even has anything to do with Microsoft, it's more of a shallow "AI is bad" take.

Is this meant to be satire? It's rather in bad taste if you ask me, I have no idea how it got so many upvotes.