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briandw · 19 days ago
Ok so clearly a satire. However I kinda want this. They make some really good points about how an AI would be better than many CEOs. Honestly some of the companies I've worked for would be better with Gemini at in charge. Yes humanity is doomed, but at least I would understand the motivations and we'd have less CEO ADHD moments. (CEO ADHD -> "Some other CEO told me about X, why aren't we doing X")
caminanteblanco · 19 days ago
I feel like if I mention technology X in my system context for Gemini, there is a 100% chance that when I ask for hiking recommendations Gemini will say "As a user of technology X, you would appreciate the beauty and elegance of the Cuyamaca National Forest"
devinprater · 19 days ago
I hate it when it does that.
Saigonautica · 19 days ago
I hear you.

I worked as a consultant for a company where the CEO one day, they just started using AI chat for everything. Every question you asked, they just forwarded it. Same thing for company strategy, major decisions, presentation content, and so on.

Initially, I was really annoyed. After I took a deep breath, and read through the wall of text they sent (to figure out how to respond), I eventually realized it was slightly better than their previous work. Not like, night-and-day better, but slightly better.

Since then, I've been playing with the idea of 'hiring' an AI to manage my freelance and personal work. I would not be required to do what it says, but I could take it under consideration and see if I work better that way. Sort of like the ultimate expression of "servant leadership".

rigrassm · 19 days ago
> Since then, I've been playing with the idea of 'hiring' an AI to manage my freelance and personal work.

Shit, I think you are now personally responsible for 3-4 home projects I've neglected investing time into actually getting some attention. I too am much more productive and oddly enough, find the work more interesting when It's someone else asking and waiting for me to deliver it.

I haven't tried the Gemini CLI yet and creating an agent that acts like a customer I have to answer too about projects progress sounds like a perfect project idea for this weekend.

Question is, will I actually see this one through our will it too wind up in homelab project purgatory!

arbuge · 19 days ago
I'd be concerned about all the CEO's reports prompt injecting the boss though.

Give me a raise so I can buy her medicine, or my grandma dies...

darth_avocado · 19 days ago
If the AI is good enough to replace a CEO, dead grandma is part of the training data
sagarm · 19 days ago
This already happens! We just call it schmoozing.
whattheheckheck · 19 days ago
Make all of the communications to the ceo Ai open to everyone to see how it responds
Simulacra · 19 days ago
It's cute, and fun, but I disagree. It could make a mistake, but it could go a long time with giving us confidence and a reasonable return of intelligent results. I think that can lull us into dependency. Do we really want to give up decision-making to AI? I don't think so.

With that said, if it's used purely as a tool by a CEO, and overtime has been developed with the optimal parameters for the company with its culture and everything (thank Apple) then the AI can help make decision decisions for the company.

bluefirebrand · 19 days ago
> Do we really want to give up decision-making to AI? I don't think so.

It seems to me that a great deal of people cannot wait to give up decision-making to AI

fragmede · 19 days ago
> Do we really want to give up decision-making to AI?

If you have a problem with it, I've got some bad news for you.

HFT firms have been doing this long before ChatGPT hit the scene, and making millions off of it.

gizajob · 19 days ago
“This is the most revolutionary email about the reallocation of corporate parking spaces in the history of iPhone.”
chasing0entropy · 20 days ago
Can you design an AI agent that I own, to replace me? This is what the market really wants and is probably one of the ONLY things that doesn't exist.

Just let me subscribe to an agent to do my work while I keep getting a paycheck.

georgehotz · 20 days ago
Who's giving you that paycheck? Why don't they just hire that AI agent themselves and cut out the middle man?
Mtinie · 20 days ago
In this scenario the person who wants to be paid owns the output of the agent. So it’s closer to a contractor and subcontractor arrangement than employment.
danenania · 20 days ago
A question is which side agents will achieve human-level skill at first. It wouldn’t surprise me if doing the work itself end-to-end (to a market-ready standard) remains in the uncanny valley for quite some time, while “fuzzier” roles like management can be more readily replaced.

It’s like how we all once thought blue collar work would be first, but it turned out that knowledge work is much easier. Right now everyone imagines managers replacing their employees with AI, but we might have the order reversed.

chasing0entropy · 19 days ago
Because ultimately every job AI replaces will supplanted by two jonpbs - one to maintain the agent and another to maintain the infrastructure.

I believe once AI scales my theory will be proven universal.

My wife believes there will eventually also be a third job created to do the job.

zwnow · 20 days ago
How are businesses going to get money if there are no humans that are able to pay for goods?

Lots of us are not cut out for blue collar work.

OtherShrezzing · 19 days ago
The AI agents don’t appear to know how & where to be economically productive. That still appears to be a uniquely human domain of expertise.

So the human is there to decide which job is economically productive to take on. The AI is there to execute the day-to-day tasks involved in the job.

It’s symbiotic. The human doesn’t labour unnecessarily. The AI has some avenue of productive output & revenue generating opportunity for OpenAI/Anthropic/whoever.

fijiaarone · 20 days ago
Can you explain why we pay Sam Altman & Elon Musk? Or Jeff Bezos & Bill Gates? They’re just middlemen collecting money for other people’s labor.
firefoxd · 19 days ago
I've replaced myself for the better part of a year now. You can too: https://getproxyai.com/
saaaaaam · 19 days ago
Take my money!
fblp · 19 days ago
lol this also appears to be satire?
ErroneousBosh · 19 days ago
> Just let me subscribe to an agent to do my work while I keep getting a paycheck.

I've already done this. It's just a Teams bot that responds to messages with:

"Yeah that looks okay, but it should probably be a database rather than an Excel spreadsheet. Have you run it past the dev team? If you need anything else just raise a ticket and get Helpdesk to tag me in it"

"I'm pretty sure you'll be fine with that, but check with {{ senior_manager }} first, and if you need further support just raise a ticket and Helpdesk will pass it over"

"Yes, quite so, and indeed if you refer to my previous email from about six months ago you'll see I mentioned that at the time"

"Okay, you should be good to go. Just remember, we have Change Management Process for a reason so the next time try to raise a CR so one of us can review it, before anyone touches anything"

and then

"If you've any further questions please stick them in an email and I'll look at it as a priority.

Mòran taing,

EB."

(notice that I don't say how high a priority?)

No AI needed. Just good old-fashioned scripting, and organic stupidity.

xtracto · 19 days ago
Reminded me of an episode of the IT Crowd where they put a recording of "Have you tried turning it off and on again? as the answering machine for an IT department.
globular-toast · 20 days ago
What would you actually do if you got that? I like watching movies and playing games, but that lifestyle quickly leads to depression. I like travelling too, but imagine if everyone could do it all the time. There's only so many good places.
Teever · 19 days ago
I would use the AI to build a robot that could build copies of itself and then once there are a sufficient number of robots I'd use them to build more good places to go to.

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crackalamoo · 20 days ago
Isn't this kind of the same as an AI copilot, just with higher autonomy?

I think the limiting factor is that the AI still isn't good enough to be fully autonomous, so it needs your input. That's why it's still in copilot form

cyanydeez · 20 days ago
not unless you can afford your own super cluster. Otherwise, the AI you use will own you.

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IshKebab · 20 days ago
Why would the market want that? Don't be stupid.
geoffmanning · 20 days ago
The world doesn't want assholes either but here we are
-_- · 20 days ago
That's the premise behind Workshop Labs! https://workshoplabs.ai
candiddevmike · 20 days ago
Really this is the only 10x part of GenAI that I see: increasing the number of reports exponentially by removing managers/directors, and using GenAI (search/summarization, e.g. "how is X progressing" etc) to understand what's going on underneath you. Get rid of the political game of telephone and get leaders closer to the ground floor (and the real problems/blockers).
jmye · 19 days ago
If your entire job, as a VP or director/manager, is getting progress reports, you’re probably a wildly shitty manager and ought to be replaced anyways.

Seems more like the kind of thing a “smartest guy in the building” dev believes to be true, than actual reality at a real company.

Having VPs “clear blockers” is absolutely asinine.

dboreham · 20 days ago
Also replaces lawyers.
IgorPartola · 20 days ago
From what I hear, this will not happen. AI keeps absolutely making up laws and cases that don’t exist no matter what you feed it. Basically anything legal written or partially written by AI is a liability. IANAL but have been reading a tiny bit about it.
keiferski · 20 days ago
This looks like the perfect counterpart to Boss as a Service:

https://bossasaservice.com/

jondwillis · 20 days ago
I love that they’re all called David except for Simon
coliveira · 19 days ago
This is a common thing among their mafia.
hbarka · 20 days ago
Our CEO did not write a customary Thanksgiving email. There was nothing from other C-level leadership. I’ve been around long enough to see this erosion in company culture custom. What is happening? Perhaps an AI CEO would have these subtleties.
danenania · 20 days ago
Though I think the CEO role is realistically one of the hardest to automate, I’d say middle management is a very juicy target.

To the extent a manager is just organizing and coordinating rather than setting strategic direction, I think that role is well within current capabilities. It’s much easier to automate this than the work itself, assuming you have a high bar for quality.

tt24 · 20 days ago
The UI looks good! Is there a reason this is being shared here? Feels like a collection of tired, trite oneliners that I’d expect to see on Twitter rather than here.
andy99 · 19 days ago
Agreed, it’s only superficially funny, there’s a ton left on the table that could have made it actually good, it feels like it doesn’t adequately parody CEOs or AI in a way that indicates any insight.
input_sh · 20 days ago
Thank you brand new account, your contributions so far have clearly been more valuable!
tt24 · 19 days ago
1. This account was created months ago. 2. This doesn’t seem like a very polite or valuable contribution either.