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5555624 · 2 years ago
This was not an issue with an HOA, the city of Seaside sent him the letter.

"When the town of Seaside, California ordered...." and "When the town of Seaside, California ordered..."

The city sees it as a violation of their municipal code; specifically: https://www.codepublishing.com/CA/Seaside/#!/Seaside17/Seasi...

I'm not a fan of HOAs; but, sometimes they're not to blame.

falcor84 · 2 years ago
Thanks for finding it. Just pasting the relevant subclause:

> D. Parking in rear and side setbacks. Operative boats and large pickup campers, motor homes, recreation vehicles, utility trailers, and vacation trailers shall be allowed to be parked or stored in a required rear or side setback in a residential district only if screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence. In these instances, the provision of adequate light and air to a neighbor’s window shall not be obstructed.

fma · 2 years ago
I was going to say...if you want to repaint a fence in my HOA neighborhood, the board needs to approve it if it's not on the list of pre-approved colors.

This would have never flew with an actual HOA with rules but the gullible internet is sucking it up.

squarefoot · 2 years ago
Quite odd that a city called Seaside doesn't like boats to be kept in sight.
taauji · 2 years ago
I would think a sea-side city, of all the cities would need such a legislation due to the abundance of boats in their neighborhoods.
thih9 · 2 years ago
Perhaps this is not about sight as much as about proximity. I'm guessing parking, walking or driving next to a boat could be not as safe as compared to e.g. a parked car.
knolan · 2 years ago
It’s easy to laugh at the silly US HOA stories but here in Ireland (and the UK) people have had similar issues with building bike storage units in front of their homes.

https://www.irishtimes.com/ireland/housing-planning/2023/06/...

https://road.cc/content/news/cyclist-threatened-ps11-million...

https://dublininquirer.com/2023/05/24/while-cracking-down-on...

newswasboring · 2 years ago
I think people laugh at US stories more because they are the ones harping on about Freedom all the time. There might be 150+ free countries in the world but nobody talks about it more than USA.
ipsum2 · 2 years ago
America runs on the principle of localism, which basically means that laws should be passed at a local level to deal with their own specific issues. Hence the United "States". This is compatible with some areas having stricter HOAs or laws.
pjc50 · 2 years ago
The real constant is that people get very possessive about their neighbourhood and are keen to defend it from any change or deviation from the perfect image. To the detriment of everyone else's property rights. I do wonder whether this is mostly an Anglosphere thing, though. Edit: oh and Germany, see rest of thread.
robertlagrant · 2 years ago
I think it's the opposite. They buy a house in a certain environment, and they'd like the house and environment to remain the same (and not be devalued). It's not exactly a hard to understand perspective, even if you disagree with the level of enforcement.
CalRobert · 2 years ago
And as a result you get painfully boring neighbourhoods.
wiredfool · 2 years ago
That's one big factor why I don't have an e-cargo bike. Live in town, in a detached, Shops are <1km away. I want an bakfiet style e-cargo, but I've got no place to store one.

Can't get a decent sized bike down the alley, it's difficult to pull one through the house to the shed, and the entry hall already has a tandem in it, which is wide enough to step around.

OTOH, I could get a trailer and park it in the front, and that would be totally legal.

prmoustache · 2 years ago
Solution: buy an old, rusty, barely functionnal van, paint it the most provocative way for the conservative people while still abiding to the law. Boobs, penises, vulvas, LGBTQ+ slogans, drawings of Bin Laden with huge neon colors, whatever. Park it in your driveway if you have one, or on the street in front of your house if you can. With an amovible ramp, here is your bike shed.

Now after a few months you can apply for a permit to have a bike shed, maybe the concil will be more tolerant.

People have been tolerating thousands of ugly eyesore vehicles that do not match at all with the architecture but crack down on small, well integrated bike shed. This is just hypocrisy and jealousy by people who refuse to evolve to a new, better world.

wasmitnetzen · 2 years ago
Get a trailer and park the bike in the trailer.
nirolo · 2 years ago
We've had similar struggles and something like a babboe or urban arrow won't fit. I was 95% close to ordering a Libelle https://leichtlast.de/ The non-motorized unsplittable version weighs around 20kg, the splittable slightly more, but it is splittable.

We then settled for a Muli https://muli-cycles.de/en/

I still sometimes think the Libelle would have been cooler but the motor is stronger on the muli and I'm very happy with it too.

CalRobert · 2 years ago
You might see improvement here - https://irishcycle.com/2023/07/28/department-exploring-plann... but honestly Ireland is so carbrained I wouldn't hope for much.
knolan · 2 years ago
Fortunately our Urban Arrow fits down the side of my house.
CalRobert · 2 years ago
Ireland has appallingly draconian rules, which the councils enforce extremely unevenly.

I did a self build there and it was like every meddling old church biddy in the county got to have a say on what kind of siding I could have, which kind of trees I could have, and whether my fenestrations were appropriate. I'm still annoyed they couldn't comprehend the value of eaves.

Although, you also learn that some rules are OK to break. You can park your car on any pavement in the country without fear of a fine.

knolan · 2 years ago
You can straight up murder someone with a car in Ireland and get away with it.

Footpath parking makes me unreasonably angry.

zbrozek · 2 years ago
This is the government, not an HOA, though in many places those things are difficult to distinguish.
TacticalCoder · 2 years ago
To be honest these bike storage (at least those in the three links you gave) are fuglier than fugly. It's kinda a disgrace to the human race that such monstrosities are even conceived and built...

But then people do wear Crocs, so what do I know about taste.

Bromeo · 2 years ago
I really don't mind the green ones, in particular when the bikes are used as an alternative to a second car, which to my is significantly more "fugly".
graemep · 2 years ago
That is because HAOs are far more pernickety.

The government in the UK (I know less about Ireland, but I think it is similar) might stop you building something but they do not do things like tell you what to grow in your garden and to what height the lawn should be mown, how you park etc.

CalRobert · 2 years ago
Ireland will absolutely specify what species trees you are allowed to plant (sometimes forcing you to use non-native ones, even).
rahimnathwani · 2 years ago
I have a friend that did this with garbage bins. Their HOA told them garbage bins couldn't be left out. They constructed a wooden enclosure, which has a painting of garbage bins on the outside.

(The painting looks slightly nicer than the actual garbage bins.)

eth0up · 2 years ago
Someone recently told me a pleasing story. Guy in HOA erects American flag. HOA complains and demands flag be removed. Attorney friend suggests taking advantage of (I think) a Carter era federal law that encompasses several admirable freedoms, eg clothes lines and zero impact yards.

Guy removes flag and erects clothes line with tacky garments from thrift store. HOA cannot prohibit this. Guy compromises by offering to replace flag with slightly smaller version. HOA reluctantly capitulates and clothes line is removed. Flag flies.

thih9 · 2 years ago
Is the purpose of the fence to hide the boat or is it to provide a physical barrier? Since this is not a HOA rule but at city of Seaside rule[1], I'm guessing the latter. And in that case I suppose the painting is a good solution for everyone.

[1]: https://www.codepublishing.com/CA/Seaside/#!/Seaside17/Seasi...

ssijak · 2 years ago
There was no explanation why was he ordered to hide the boat? Sounds weird to me, its your yard and its a boat, not some PG13 item.
iLoveOncall · 2 years ago
> Operative boats and large pickup campers, motor homes, recreation vehicles, utility trailers, and vacation trailers shall be allowed to be parked or stored in a required rear or side setback in a residential district only if screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence. In these instances, the provision of adequate light and air to a neighbor’s window shall not be obstructed.

This is the law in question. It's likely because it's considered unsightly.

nashashmi · 2 years ago
Even a chain link fence would be sufficient to meet the law. Chain links are unsightly too.
prmoustache · 2 years ago
Kind of expensive but wouldn't a transparent glass fence meet the requirement as per the words?
smitty1e · 2 years ago
HOAs are the tyranny of the majority.
astura · 2 years ago
This is a city ordinance, nothing to do with an HOA.
dotancohen · 2 years ago
Democracy is the tyranny of the majority, and most people who live in Western countries do enjoy their democracy.
master-lincoln · 2 years ago
The weirdest thing to me is that the article is not about the absurd order to hide the boat with a fence, but solely about the painting...
madeofpalk · 2 years ago
The website is called artnet. They wrote an article on art.
db48x · 2 years ago
It’s not an order for one person to hide their boat, it is a general rule applying to all recreational vehicles in the city. Usually the rule allows you to park a recreational vehicle in a garage, or in a car park provided it is enclosed on at least three sides, or in the back yard of a house provided it is behind a fence, etc.
Brian_K_White · 2 years ago
HOA bs is uninteresting old news, the painting is not.
b3ing · 2 years ago
HOAs are just usually snobbery of people not wanting to live next to poor people. They don’t want old cars, unrepaired cars or “ugly paint” on a house next to them. It’s mostly middle and upper middle class, as the really rich can afford to live in an area that the cost alone prevents this.