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Tao3300 · 3 years ago
What's the point of robotaxis if you can't screw in them? Are you just supposed to stare at your phone with all that extra time?

They'll probably eventually get shittified like everything else and refuse to move if you're not staring at ads in the cabin.

Eddy_Viscosity2 · 3 years ago
> refuse to move if you're not staring at ads in the cabin

omg, don't give them ideas! Oh wait, someone just patented this and is seeking VC funding.

Dalewyn · 3 years ago
Over in Japan, some of the taxis now play ads (obnoxious audio included!) for the passengers to watch.

Yes, you still pay the full fare.

Yes, it is fucking obnoxious.

No, there is no power off or mute button; none that I could find, anyway.

xwdv · 3 years ago
Why stop at Taxis? You could be required to watch a short ad before pumping some gas or entering a restroom.
pfdietz · 3 years ago
Or, there will be special robotaxis for dates, with extras catering to that market.

These would almost certainly be repurposed for prostitution, though.

Gay-themed ones might give new meaning to the term "cruising".

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TacticalCoder · 3 years ago
> What's the point of robotaxis if you can't screw in them?

What's the point of me taking a robotaxi if the two people before me could potentially have had sex in it?

sandworm101 · 3 years ago
Good luck finding an airbnb that hasn't been recently used by someone else.
hattmall · 3 years ago
To get from point A to point B I would assume. Id be way more concerned about someone getting in to shoot up and OD'ing in there. Instead of getting a taxi you end up with a dead body delivery.

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notantigoogle · 3 years ago
Sounds like, "what else are you going to do on a 12hr flight. Of course you should watch porn and jackoff in your seat".

I'd just post the videos in public. The riders will hopefully get fired from their jobs as their employeer's can't handle the controversy and quickly people will learn that sex is a robotaxis is sex in public and learn to behave.

I have no problem if you buy your own level 5 car and have sex in it. I have a much bigger problem with people having sex in shared vehicles that are not cleaned between riders.

paulmd · 3 years ago
So, basically they’re going to devolve into the conditions that Uber and Lyft were created to fix. Awesome.
fnordpiglet · 3 years ago
I would expect the terms and conditions to allow for resale of any pron produced in the taxi.
SXX · 3 years ago
They'll give out free rides for those willing to become content creators.

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samyar · 3 years ago
i mean let's be real, the robotaxi is goanna get dirty and i won't want to use it :D so yea
boomboomsubban · 3 years ago
Anybody remember the HBO show "Taxicab Confessions?" People seemed to be having sex in taxis even with a driver, this isn't that surprising.

Having known several taxi drivers myself, the main difference is likely there's nobody to yell at you to clean up after yourself.

atonse · 3 years ago
This is exactly what my first thought was. This is a futuristic/dystopian version of taxicab confessions.

Nobody there to see it but also no human to confide in after a late night.

sandworm101 · 3 years ago
People take taxis when they are drunk. People are more likely to engage in sex while drunk. People take taxis when they want a degree of privacy as they travel, as opposed to busses. People are more likely to have sex when in a semi-private space. A taxi provides a degree of physical security, a barrier between you and the mob. Why is this a surprise? In SF I expect that some taxi startup will soon target this market directly.
Kuinox · 3 years ago
I don't take taxi for the privacy but because public transports suck in Paris at night. Past 2AM the metro doesn't works, the train to Versailles (next to where I live) doesn't work, the bus to my city also doesn't works.

The second biggest issue when taking public transport while drunk, is sleeping and missing your stop.

hn_throwaway_99 · 3 years ago
Slightly related, but found it interesting that the main image on what is at least semi-purported to be a news article is a midjourney AI image (though kudos to the article for clearly identifying this).

Stock photo businesses are deaaaaad.

Edit: though if you look at it the actual configuration of this "back seat of the taxi" in this image is completely bizarre.

JoeAltmaier · 3 years ago
People have sex everywhere they can. Maybe it'll be a little higher than 'sex in regular cars' but I doubt it'll be measurable.
mchannon · 3 years ago
You kidding?

If the two of you are having an affair, you can take the whole $250 hotel room and 30 minutes’ drive each way/each person and replace it with a $20 driverless taxi and literally get the entire sordid experience delivered to your door.

The “I don’t think that’ll be a thing” is adorable, like people thinking hotels that rent by the hour are geared toward people who just need a couple hours of sleep.

I see this blurring the lines between OnlyFans and transportation- get the transport service for free in exchange for the footage. Unless you’re terrible to watch, then it’s merely discounted.

If people watch Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, why wouldn’t they pay to watch this?

DANmode · 3 years ago
I got lost in the middle, are you saying there's porn involving Jerry Seinfeld condescending people?
unicornmama · 3 years ago
There’s more to having an affair than just the sex.
TacticalCoder · 3 years ago
> Maybe it'll be a little higher than 'sex in regular cars' but I doubt it'll be measurable.

It's going to be super measurable and that's why there's already an article about it: if you're two in a regular car, with one person driving, you can't really have sex (it's doable I guess but dangerous and illegal).

Now if you're three in a regular car, with a driver, the two that could have sex typically wouldn't (for privacy reasons: they don't want to do it next to the driver, except in some cases).

I don't doubt that some regular cab drivers had people having sex in their taxi but I'm willing to bet that 99% of the time when they take two people, these two people aren't having sex.

fragmede · 3 years ago
> and illegal

Lustified horny people have never broken the law in pursuit of having sex.

There's a video on pornhub of a couple having sex in a full self driving Tesla and Elon Musk even commented on it! I guess the question is, does road head count as "sex"?

cj · 3 years ago
> “We record video inside of the car for added safety and support,” Cruise states on its website.

Either they're unaware that they have no expectation of privacy in self-driving car, or they welcome being watched

Hopefully the latter.

paxys · 3 years ago
Or they are drunk
nytesky · 3 years ago
And this is why I suspect “renting out the family car” while you work won’t be a thing.
xnx · 3 years ago
Amusing little article while this is still a novel service. If this is actually happening, it will stop almost immediately because the combination of passenger-facing cameras and non-anonymous rides will get you barred for life.
Bud · 3 years ago
More like for the life of that particular service, which could be weeks or decades.