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fotta · 2 years ago
This is a parody of the letter about Gen AI right?

edit: for reference: https://futureoflife.org/open-letter/pause-giant-ai-experime...

Etherlord87 · 2 years ago
Oh, so it was written by a fan of AI, annoyed with critique of AI… That would explain why it's so bad - written using chat GPT ;)
idlewords · 2 years ago
This site truly is where humor goes to die
kurthr · 2 years ago
To be fair, I thought the Melatonin for food waste was comedy.
fxtentacle · 2 years ago
it's signed by "Dr. Eustace Thermomagnus", so yes
fotta · 2 years ago
ha I just noticed the domain name too
cthalupa · 2 years ago
Yes
ChatGTP · 2 years ago
I think it’s some ultimate “dad joke”
version_five · 2 years ago
It has 293k signatures I just realized
kromem · 2 years ago
I was just reading a piece the other day about how one of the two baker's dozen grandfathers of superconductors had his wife call in a panic after seeing the LK-99 news, worried about what this would mean for their child's future.

We as humanity must come together and put Pandora back in her box so we can leave future generations with only existentially threatening climate change and threats of nuclear annihilation, as opposed to an unexpected possibility of a deus ex machina.

Ignore those naive optimists who talk about things like opportunity costs inherent to delay or obstruction.

I've been raised on DECADES of Sci-Fi that have convinced me that superconductors are inherently alien and evil and the natural enemy of all humanity.

We must act now.

Won't anyone think of the children?

danuker · 2 years ago
> If such a pause cannot be promptly established, regulatory bodies should intervene and declare a suspension.

Wow. This pushes my buttons! And should redden the face of anyone asking for the same in the AI field.

> Cornelius Cryomesh, Liquid Nitrogen Wholesaler

It even has the plain-as-day conflicts of interest! Beautiful!

sammyjoe72 · 2 years ago
superconductors don’t have a non-zero chance of killing us.
version_five · 2 years ago
So your complaining that this story is inappropriate for HN is really just because you don't agree with making fun of AI doomers?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37006515

m1guelpf · 2 years ago
everything has a non-zero chance of killing us.
version_five · 2 years ago
I didn't find it particularly funny but it's a good mirror to show how ridiculous the AI doomers are. I hope they are more widely ridiculed, they should have been from the start, especially the ones that know better. People have been way to accepting of their grift.

(And it's sad to see the story flagged, it's valid and timely satire, and "of interest to good hackers", I hope it's people without a sense of humor and not for political reasons. I mean that satirical story about the dev retiring stayed on front page for hours yesterday )

nathansherburn · 2 years ago
I had the opposite reaction. I thought this was funny but I also think there's a about a 10% chance AI will go really badly for humanity in the next 30 years and appreciated the future of life institute's letter.

I'm also sad to see it flagged. It's important to be able to laugh at yourself.

happycube · 2 years ago
Some of it's being fed by the companies themselves going "oooh, look how dangerous our new product is! But don't worry, we'll keep it safe..."
OkayPhysicist · 2 years ago
This is hilarious. Love the goofy names at the end

"Countess Valentina Quenchfield, Inheritor Emerald and Copper Mines Company"

jprete · 2 years ago
Superconductors don’t resemble AI at all in their implications, so this parody falls flat for me.
James_K · 2 years ago
> I don't know why some people consider artificial intelligence rivalling and surpassing humans more dangerous than rocks with useful conductive properties.

The person who had this thought should stop having more.

richard_rainbow · 2 years ago
Sooner or later people will demonize pointless comedy like Monty Python as hate speech. In protest people will parrot sketches and become annoying as **.

One day some big wig editor will get fooled into publishing a story about consuming enough spam for health or about swallows carrying coconuts across long distances.

The punch line will be totally forgotten and the expose will seem cruel and vindictive. Just another terrible illustration of how AI imagery and fancy sounding research is just pure lies and nonsense.

No matter how cool and sexy sounding stuff like fusion energy or self cooling beer could be, the story is so unbelievable that even if it is true I can do nothing but wonder. Perhaps tech jumped the shark over a decade ago when a few MIT misfits thought to teach those guys a lesson with completely fake papers.

They were just saddened that they had to confess for the sake of the lesson which was never really learned.

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