Are those physical tests as in requiring lab results or questionnaires/quizzes?
To me, this fundamentally isn't cynicism - it's burnout. Perhaps one could argue, cynicism is burnout on a longer time scale.
If you call someone a cynic, most won't really understand; mildly offended. But when you identify it as "it looks like you burnt out 10 years ago in that project at XYZ and never recovered". I really identify with that.
Humans are weird creatures and "undoing" internal narratives we've built for ourselves is very hard.
Largely agree with the rest of the article.
One idea my nefarious side had was to get the med records of individuals and get the address's house cost, and send scary calls/text/messages shaking relatives down with scare-calls. (Or, get the info and get in league with overseas scammers who masquerade as the hospital, and take a cut from that. Would be relatively risky free.)
Obviously I wouldn't do that. But it would be trivial to do.
(Long story short, pager infrastructure needs destroyed.)