Or, probably, dnorm is a probability distribution which includes a likeliness function, and a cumulative likeliness function, etc. I bet it doesn't work on arbitrary functions.
That title would probably go to Zucc after the most recent set of earnings. But the previous title holder was none other than Mr. Cyber Hornets himself, the man who just about popped the Dot Com bubble - Michael Saylor.
Saylor lost $6B in a single day (and $10B in 2 weeks) after reporting that his firm had cooked the books in 2000 and his 1999 profit was actually a loss. This was the largest single-day decline in history at the time. [1]
He was fined $8.2M banned from running a public company (just kidding, of course). [2] You'll never imagine what line of work he got into next.
[edit] $6B in 2000 dollars is ~$10.38B in 2022 dollars, and similarly the $10B over 2 weeks would be ~17.31B adjusting for inflation. So it looks like Mr Cyber Hornets still gets to slide in at number two.
[1] https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2000/03/michael-saylor.h...
Properly managed capital gains are taxed at ~15% or less. One should hope that by the time you accrue $50 million your capital gains are properly managed.
[1] https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4239121/code-compatibili...
[2] https://stackoverflow.com/questions/179492/f-changes-to-ocam...