I still remember spending days inside during summers as a kid, downloading, cataloging and tagging MP3 files while others were probably experiencing life haha.
But I do long for the days where I could just press 'play' and I would hear music, without waiting for Spotify's Electron crap to finish loading its 'optimistic UI', declining 10 cookie popups and agreeing to upload the soul of my unborn kids to Daniel Ek's private cloud.
Why are they publishing this story/these stories? How is it on-brand? Again don't get me wrong. It's great that someone's doing it but... It just feels... wrong from an editorial product management perspective.
Sure there is: a chair is anything upon which I can comfortably sit without breaking it.
How do they know that these are LLM crawlers and not anything else?
"But the distribution is bimodal here because the massive upside is countered by a massive downside: You need to evade detection. Will you hide in the bathroom? Pretend you ordered the same thing? Eat it at your desk? Either way, you need to be prepared."
Pro health tip: Don't eat where you perform waste removal functions.
... no, it's clearly a joke.
Parsing text for variables when it sees an equals sign and running basic calculations on them? I feel that could have been a novel feature 30 years ago.
The Supreme Court is not the ultimate decider of what the layman's document means. It was wrong when it decided, for instance, Plessy v. Ferguson. The law that the Court upheld patently violated the Fourteenth Amendment and was unconstitutional. The Supreme Court was simply wrong.