And I personally refuse to work with this style of workflow anymore
Does the code do what it needs? That’s objective and it either does or doesn’t. I can manage that kind of review.
Does the code look pretty enough? This is subjective and guarantees i’ll waste hours of my life every month bc someone else felt anxious/neurotic/masochistic and wanted to dump a chore on me.
No thanks, if you have style guidelines i’ll follow them. I’m not your whipping boy that will ask how high when you say jump.
‘…readable, maintainable [and tested]’, ie. if someone else needs to modify or remove this code in the future, will there be friction?
I don't like it.