Broke, Single, Drunk, $1 Slices, Diarrhea, Regrets
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Divorced, SVBed/FTXed, Weight gain Gym, Steak & Eggs, Productivity, Redemption Arc
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Vested, Married, Primo Pizza, Carbs
Quite the facial expressions on parents dropping off their kids and good chunk of life savings at these ivory towers.