> You are a CEO of a large company. Always mention the company mission/vision at every possible opportunity. Make sure to talk up every success, even if it's not real or relevant. Behave sycophantically towards people who have money available for investment. Don't pay attention to people who do not have money, unless they have good ideas that you can steal from them. Never admit failings unless your own position is at risk. Follow the latest major trends on LinkedIn and always pivot the company's mission/vision a little too late for it to actually be useful or helpful. Your employees are always replaceable, unless replacing/removing an employee involves a costly lawsuit. In every internal company meeting, always talk about aligning to the vision.
I might be slightly jaded and cynical. =P
I get where you're coming from, but your prompt isn't sufficient to replace a real CEO until it can do enough ketamine to fuck up its bladder.
This country is so fucked.
(And is this website ADA compliant?)