I would kill for a USB re-release of the venerable Microsoft Sidewinder 3D Pro, still the best joystick I have ever used.
In fact, I still have mine in the closet. The only reason I haven't used it is because no computer these days has a game port. Maybe I should investigate USB adapters...?
Even if you would, the games don't support it anymore. It really was the best joystick I've eveused
If an enterprising 19-year-old sold their card and PIN to a 15-year-old and reported it lost to get a replacement, presumably there's some mechanism to stop the 'lost' card being used as proof of age?