My boss said we were gonna fire a bunch of people “because AI” as part of some fluff PR to pretend we were actually leaders in AI. We tried that a bit, it was a total mess and we have no clue what we’re doing, I’ve been sent out to walk back our comments.
VP->Public: "We'll replace all our engineers with AI in two years"
Boss->VP: "I mean we need to fire VPs because AI"
VP->Public: "Replacing people with AI is stupid"
We pre-allocate a bunch of static buffers and re-use them. But that leads to a ton of ownership issues, like the append footgun mentioned in the article. We've even had to re-implement portions of the standard library because they allocate. And I get that we have a non-standard use case, and most programmers don't need to be this anal about memory usage. But we do, and it would be really nice to not feel like we're fighting the language.