You know you can't get rid of the Pres. But you can get rid of these senators. Please find out who voted for this, and do not vote for them again.
For the type of programming I'm involved in hiring (iOS/Android) it's silly to expect someone not to lean on frameworks/IDEs. It's also unrealistic to expect that every single candidate has a laptop fully set up with their preferred environment. That's what take-home questions are for.
The closest thing I can think about are L-systems, but I couldn't understand even Fibonacci numbers (http://chorasimilarity.github.io/chemlambda-gui/dynamic/fibo...).