Launch a small website and commit a felony in 7 states and 13 countries.
I wouldn't have known about the Mississippi bill unless I'd read this. How are we have to know?
const suffixes = [",,,", "a,u,u,u", ",,i,s", ",,,s", "i,a,a,a", ...];
and then use the index of this list in the var serializedInput = "{e:{n:{ein:0_r: ...
If you can use gzip there's bound to be a clever way of using a suffix array as well, that might end up being better unless you can use an optimised binary format for the tree.
I mean obviously there is a point where splitting up the instances doesn't help because you're just leaving more instances completely idle, or with too little resources to be helpful.
If you had perfect information and could just pick whichever was provably lowest that'd would probably work. However keeping that information up to date also takes effort. And if your information is outdated it's easy to overload a server that you think doesn't have much to do or underload one that's long since finished with its tasks. Picking between 2 random servers introduces some randomness without allowing the spread to become huge.
Couldn't you just print the product number as a barcode/qrcode and let a "dumb code scanner" read it, instead of having to download a multifunctional LLM?
The page loads but doesn't offer to register the product, which is probably for the best.