This would actually be kind of amazing if it were open source and part of the Fediverse / supporting the ActivityPub APIs.

How is it text only if there’s an image on the first page? And, why is it all cybery-dark-mode with confusing little icons?

I don’t think you have something here yet.

This is aesthetically very pleasing but the contents of the sections currently either don't load for me or load very slowly.

I tried it out and it is a lot of fun! Still evolving, still getting developed.