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delta_p_delta_x · 3 years ago
Merry Christmas to everyone!

Somewhat related: Jeppesen charts for the North Pole and Santa's workshop[1]. Quite hilarious, for anyone familiar with aviation charts!

https://ww2.jeppesen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/north-po...

psidebot · 3 years ago
Thanks for sharing from a recent IRA pilot! I'm surprised they didn't do this as a CAT III ILS. A DA of 250' with Rudolph leaves a lot of margin for Santa to get snowed in.
base698 · 3 years ago
You're doing a CAT III ILS as a recent IR pilot?! Did you buy a Pilatus?
leetrout · 3 years ago
Where did you find this? I thoroughly enjoyed looking over it. Merry Christmas and thanks for sharing.
delta_p_delta_x · 3 years ago
I saw a screenshot of it on /r/aviation, and I thought I'd find the actual PDF on Jeppesen's website after a Google search.

I can't seem to find anywhere on Jeppesen's website which lists all their commemorative charts, unfortunately. There are some more interesting ones:

- 'Miracle on the Hudson' approach: https://ww2.jeppesen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/us-airwa...

- AOPA (Aircraft Owners and Pilot Association) 80th anniversary approach: https://ww2.jeppesen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/AOPA-80t...

TheFreim · 3 years ago
Merry Christmas, may your celebration of the Savior's birth be a joy filled one!
delta_p_delta_x · 3 years ago
I don't personally celebrate it, but thanks anyway! I just wish it to others because I know they do. :)
yread · 3 years ago
Checkout the scalebar Not to scale
dang · 3 years ago
Related:

Child calling Santa reached NORAD instead. Christmas was never the same (2018) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29692376 - Dec 2021 (2 comments)

NORAD's Crazy Santa Cause - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16003828 - Dec 2017 (4 comments)

NORAD's Santa Tracker Began with a Typo and a Good Sport (2014) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13094879 - Dec 2016 (16 comments)

but see also

https://gizmodo.com/how-the-u-s-military-turned-santa-claus-...

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2015/12/yes-vir...

mc32 · 3 years ago
By now most people are familiar with the origin story (mistyped phone number in an ad for kids to call Santa at Sears). But for this unfamiliar: https://abc7news.com/norad-santa-tracker-christmas/448262/
cwal37 · 3 years ago
Curious to listen to this podcast[0], but it seems that that is not true.

[0] https://twitter.com/aaronstein1/status/1606762318397784064?s...

mc32 · 3 years ago
Doesn’t seem this person provides any evidence to the contrary or even believable hearsay to the contrary.
failrate · 3 years ago
If I post this on Twitter, would my account be suspended?
dmschulman · 3 years ago
Very shameful the US government would post Santa's assassination coordinates.

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mosdl · 3 years ago
Came to post the same joke, seems like a good meme joke for the holidays?
acidburnNSA · 3 years ago
Kind of cheerless but I enjoyed this Nuclear Weapons Anthropologist's critical take on the NORAD Santa thing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/status/134189570521...

zinekeller · 3 years ago
Obivously not directed at you, but I would actually take this as a cynical take, for goodness sake, it was just a happy coincidence that the number was misprinted (which evolved into this, and he didn't dispute this). It seems that he was angry on NORAD (which its merits and dishonors can be discussed endlessly), but I hate the absolutism of his post.
VictorPath · 3 years ago
The US military just shifted its bloody campaigns in Afghanistan and Libya to a bloody war against Russia, a focus of its new massive military budget while it cries poverty regarding the needs of even its own workers for domestic programs.

That the Christian holiday is tied into the US military apparatus with its imperial bases and adventures throughout the world is no surprise.

sertsa · 3 years ago
I'm confused, Norad and Google's tracker show completely different positions and even itineraries. Is Santa really twins?
treebeard901 · 3 years ago
According to the FBI, Nicholas Clause aka Santa has been known to use jamming devices that cause interference when tracking his slave labor based international shipping empire. He also uses numerous decoy sleighs and Santas to obfuscate his true locations as he goes around the world committing criminal trespassing on a scale never before seen in history and often is known to leave a calling card behind in the form of presents and often burgles the homes he trespasses into, with reports stating he often steals various kinds of food as some kind of sick joke. His treatment of the Reindeer endangered species has also been under review.

Consider Nicholas to be extremely dangerous if you or a loved one happen to catch him inside your home this evening.

Please report anything regarding this individual to tips.fbi.gov or by calling 911

galangalalgol · 3 years ago
Remember, santa is just a catholic saint's name plastered on wodenaz/odin doing product placement for coca-cola, a company that used to give kids cocaine and now offers something arguably more harmful. Woden isn't exactly cuddly. No one ever sees santa, but missing persons spike at the solstice. I'm not saying he takes people who spot him, I'm just saying stay in bed tonight...
aceazzameen · 3 years ago
I've always wondered if Google has ever tried contacting Norad to see about syncing their Santa data. Norad has been doing this longer, so it's always been a minor annoyance that Google's data has to be different.
askiiart · 3 years ago
Santa is also on flightradar24 as SANTA1 [0], and that's not synced with either! Such an annoying mild annoyance...

[0] https://fr24.com/R3DN053/2ea2ef9b

glasss · 3 years ago
Works surprisingly well on Firefox mobile. Maybe it shouldn't be surprising to me anymore though, sometimes I think of technology problems in the mind frame of when I first encountered the problem, however many years ago that was.
itslennysfault · 3 years ago
Cool as always. Sadly, super broken on Firefox. the whole view is just a tiny sliver on the left size. Works well on Chrome.
taylorius · 3 years ago
Maybe Santa will deliver a working browser down Mozilla's chimney... ;-)
midasuni · 3 years ago
Some panic last night when Santa was spotted in Greece about 10pm local time
recursive · 3 years ago
There's a full screen button that improves the situation.