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thomasfl · 3 years ago
Here is a good one;

Office friends by Gavin Ewart

Eve is madly in love with Hugh

And Hugh is keen on Jim.

Charles is in love with very few

And few are in love with him.

Myra sits typing notes of love

With romantic pianist’s fingers.

Dick turns his eyes to the heavens above

Where Fran’s divine perfume lingers.

Nicky is rolling eyes and tits

And flaunting her wiggly walk.

Everybody is thrilled to bits

By Clive’s suggestive talk.

Sex suppressed will go berserk,

But it keeps us all alive.

It’s a wonderful change from wives and work

And it ends at half past five.

zeristor · 3 years ago
One of the downsides of working from home.
defrost · 3 years ago
FYI: (and, indeed, of mine):

> The intelligence and casually flamboyant virtuosity with which he framed his often humorous commentaries on human behaviour made his work invariably entertaining and interesting.

> The irreverent eroticism for which his poetry is noted resulted in W. H. Smith's banning of his The Pleasures of the Flesh (1966) from their shops.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Ewart

motohagiography · 3 years ago
I didn't know this story, as I had thought sitting for a lunch profile interview with a reporter only signalled the end of one's career.
ShinyCoffinCode · 3 years ago
that sounds like very much the way I'd like to go.
kwhitefoot · 3 years ago
"There are two things you need to know," she said. "The first is that Gavin came home yesterday happier than I have seen him in a long time. The second - and you are not to feel bad about this - is that he died this morning."

For some reason that strikes me as the most moving thing I have read in a long time.

arethuza · 3 years ago
Speaking of moving things, the poem about a convalescent cat actually made me tear up a bit (I have a 17 year old convalescent cat):

https://poetryarchive.org/poem/14-year-old-convalescent-cat-...

GauntletWizard · 3 years ago
Agreed. Dying in your sleep, having been fed a good meal with good company, at a seasoned old age with your wife by your side is as good as anyone can dream of.
hutzlibu · 3 years ago
"as anyone can dream of"

Viking warriors and co would probably disagree. Not the gloriest way to Valhalla..

(personally I rather care how good I live, than how I die)

omgmajk · 3 years ago
The only way I'd like to go is not to go at all. Death scares the hell out of me and living forever is the only acceptable choice.
dredmorbius · 3 years ago
archon1410 · 3 years ago
What is the point of this website? I see it often but doesn't Twitter and Nitter etc automatically provide this functionality? Genuine question.
dredmorbius · 3 years ago
Twitter throws up multiple dark patterns for me and tends strongly to unreadable/inaccessible at best.

Threadreader presents just the thread, formatted for easy reading, without all the additional Twitter crud. The experience with Threadreader is vastly superior in my experience.

bloggie · 3 years ago
It does and it doesn't: first, twitter often only lets you see the first few posts if you are not logged in; and second, it groups the posts together into something you can read without distracting interspersed comments, like the forum posts of yesteryear.
benj111 · 3 years ago
It loads a lot quicker for 1

Dead Comment

keepquestioning · 3 years ago
They should be chastised for this.
whywhywhywhy · 3 years ago
The guy had fun, get over it.
easytiger · 3 years ago
American?
youngNed · 3 years ago
No, pretty sure they spell it chaztized

/s

wodenokoto · 3 years ago
Why does the article open with speculating that it might be the most expensive lunch ever. It even ends the first paragraph making it clear that it means expensive as in "final bill to the restaurant" and not a broader "loss to humanity". And what does the fact that menus weren't printed until 2003 have to do with discerning if this was an expensive bill or not?
eduction · 3 years ago
Contemporary "Lunch with the FT" columns show exactly what items were ordered and the total cost in a little summary box (including cost of the various items, like a restaurant bill). This format did not take hold until 2003, according to the linked Twitter posts, so there is no way to discern from the 1995 column how much was spent.

The linked posts indicate that the FT recently checked with the its accounting department but could not quickly find the record for a lunch more than 25 years ago.

It would have been clearer if the posts/FT said "menus and prices were not printed until 2003" instead of "menus were not printed until 2003", but perhaps this was seen as redundant as most menus include prices.

(Updated and corrected once I re-read the original thread. This is much simpler to answer than I first thought!)

cpcallen · 3 years ago
I'm guessing that the FT has a long standing regular lunch interview column, which has included for the last two decades (but not previously) a record of what was consumed during said lunch.
pja · 3 years ago
"Lunch with the FT" is exactly this.