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BorisTheBrave · 6 years ago
"Later he applied his extravagant principle to the other numbers. In place of seven thousand thirteen, he would say (for example) Maximo Perez; in place of seven thousand fourteen, The Train; other numbers were Luis Melian Lafinur, Olimar, Brimstone, Clubs, The Whale, Gas, The Cauldron, Napoleon, Agustin de Vedia. In lieu of five hundred, he would say nine. Each word had a particular sign, a species of mark; the last were very complicated.... I attempted to explain that this rhapsody of unconnected terms was precisely the contrary of a system of enumeration. I said that to say three hundred and sixty-five was to say three hundreds, six tens, five units: an analysis which does not exist in such numbers as The Negro Timoteo or The Flesh Blanket. Funes did not understand me, or did not wish to understand me."

-- Funes the Memorious, Borges

jl6 · 6 years ago
Brilliant. I knew it was Borges after the first sentence! There’s something a little Library of Babel about this project.
picdit · 6 years ago
A few of my favorites so far:

Screaming Grey: #AAAAAA

It's Still Basically Black: #000001

Nice: #696969 (lol)

These would make for some great candidates: https://colors.lol/ ;)

heleninboodler · 6 years ago
I have a handful I'd nominate as "lazy programmer" colors that I think are useful as placeholders but aren't as horrid as #FF00FF etc:

  blue   #aabbdd
  green  #aaddbb
  purple #bbaadd
  pink   #ddaabb
  orange #ddbbaa
(I usually end up using #bbddaa as well but it's just a different shade of green)

tbassetto · 6 years ago
After seeing your comment, I thought blue should be #DaBaDe(e) but I wasn't first to come up with this idea: https://colornames.org/color/dabade
Stratoscope · 6 years ago
Are they doing names for families of colors?

Yours should be called Yabba Dabba Doo.

Or perhaps Fred Flintstone.

quickthrower2 · 6 years ago
Maybe call them Coder”s Blue etc..
gideon_b · 6 years ago
#BADA55 - hex for some key lime pie in the web UI
reaperducer · 6 years ago
For a project a few years ago I labeled a color "priest socks." It was something like #000044: very very very very very very dark blue.

That managed to uncover all of the Father Ted fans on the team.

nirui · 6 years ago
BTW, that "Nice Cyan" (#006969) is actually really nice (at least to me), I can imagine myself building a website/app with that color theme.
qiqitori · 6 years ago
BTW, Slashdot is #006666
billfruit · 6 years ago
May be they should restrict it to 2 or 3 words without punctuation.
pishpash · 6 years ago
If it's 3 non-repeating unordered words, the minimum vocabulary will need to be 256*3 = 768. Realistically you'll need an order of magnitude larger. That's a pretty large vocabulary.
867-5309 · 6 years ago
haven't checked if it's there, but

Stubbed Toe: #FFFFFF

empath75 · 6 years ago
#DEADBF is dead beef, as it should be.
nfoz · 6 years ago
No Fate: #000fa8
applecrazy · 6 years ago
Added "Hacker News Orange" to the list: https://colornames.org/color/ff6500

I'm struggling to figure out if this is a serious attempt, though.

zjs · 6 years ago
On my browser, it appears that the top bar of Hacker News is #ff6600. Is there somewhere that #ff6500 is used?

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fireattack · 6 years ago
But it's bgcolor="#ff6600"?
egeozcan · 6 years ago
Both are there: https://colornames.org/search/results/?query=Hacker+News+Ora...

Although the 65 one needs to be better named "Fake Hacker News Orange" or "Hacker Fake News Orange".

ryanmjacobs · 6 years ago
Heyyo "Hacker News Orange [0.123]" is ranked #5 now.

Edit: I think my new favorite is "#403403 Forbidden Brown"

zuppy · 6 years ago
I honestly doubt, considering https://colornames.org/color/31df4e is called "Tyrannosaurus Ur Ex"
rohan1024 · 6 years ago
HN should allow changing of color of top bar via a get parameter. It would be awesome.
applecrazy · 6 years ago
You can change it in your profile settings (though that’s not exactly what you’re asking for). I think there’s a karma threshold, though.
stragies · 6 years ago
Write a Grease-monkey (or equivalent) script, that reads your query variable, applies the value to the top bar, and then add that parameter to all links on the page.

Optional: Then write a bookmarklet, that displays a color-picker, and reloads the tab with the changed querystring variable.

(HN web server admin might get some "scary" log file entries though, regarding an "unusual" additional QS variable)

stanislavb · 6 years ago
There are submissions from 7 and more months ago. Seems serious.
retreatguru · 6 years ago
I saw this and voted it up.
dvduval · 6 years ago
I'm still working diligently on counting the grains of sand on the beach closest to me, and hopefully we can pool all of our work together for a final count. As soon as that's done I'll start trying to name all the stars. Colors? I'm tired already.
irrational · 6 years ago
There are only 5000 stars visible to the human eye. And many already have names. That would be a much easier job than naming 16m colors ;-)
remus · 6 years ago
Grains of sand? Easy! Want a real challenge? Try naming all the numbers between 0 and 1! I've been at it for weeks and struggling to get much past 0.
pbhjpbhj · 6 years ago
Ha, I thought of doing that but decided it would be too hard, so i picked the much easier challenger of naming the numbers between 0-0.01. I'll be finished in no time.

Though it did cross my mind to split the range in to 2 parts and then recursively bin each part in two; if I allow repeating names ... Perhaps then ones chances would be greater than zero.

;oP

okareaman · 6 years ago
But you're not giving each one a name. Slacker.
mmmuhd · 6 years ago
I am workingon naming a billion stars after real people name.
oefrha · 6 years ago
Of course, 16.7M colors aren’t all colors, not even in “web space”. Enter color(display-p3). https://webkit.org/blog/10042/wide-gamut-color-in-css-with-d...
lern_too_spel · 6 years ago
CSS Color Module 4, which introduced support for the DCI-P3 color space, also introduced support for the even larger ProPhoto RGB and Rec.2020 color spaces (as well as the similarly-sized Adobe RGB). These were already supported in media that could be embedded in web pages.
kylek · 6 years ago
"Blartreuse" ow my sides...

They need to have a way to sort by votes, or have a "Best of" or whatever. I was curious (and they provide the data! Thanks!)...so naturally-

  $ curl -sL https://colornames.org/download/colornames.zip | zcat | sort -nk3 -t, | tail -n10
  486d83,Blue Loneliness,0.069
  123456,Incremental Blue,0.071
  1eeb01,Creeper Aw Man,0.072
  336699,MetaFilter Blue,0.077
  abcdef,Alphabet Blue,0.078
  696969,Nice,0.124
  b83c73,Red Tedir,0.139
  ff0000,Red,0.249
  ffffff,White,0.417
  000000,Lil Huddy,1


Edit: sorry..."Focus Group Blue"...im dying

ryanmjacobs · 6 years ago
Hey, I independently came up with a similar solution (https://notryan.com/colors) and it renders to HTML.

But ugh... I applaud your simplicity. I used `unzip` instead of zcat, but I guess .zip files normally use GZIP internally. And, I didn't know you could use `sort` for a specific field! So I ended up using a full SQL engine... Learn something new everyday :)

ryangittins · 6 years ago
I'm curious—is there a point to giving two separate names to two colors which are indistinguishable from one another to the human eye?

There are zero people in the world who can tell #FF4500 from #FF4501, so aren't they effectively the same color?

nneonneo · 6 years ago
I propose that names be considered more like probability distributions. For example the name “red” has a probability distribution that probably peaks in the neighbourhood of #FF0000 but includes a large range of colors; the distribution of the name “crimson” likely has a much narrower distribution. Under this interpretation, and given enough data, one could feasibly extract “the” name for any given colour using a maximum likelihood estimation (what name is most likely to generate the observed colour).

And to collect data on this, one could for example ask many random users to choose the range of colours they believe correspond to a given name (“select all red colours”) and merge the results into the distribution. (There are many, many other ways to carry out such a survey; this is but one example).

Obviously, you won’t get to 16M names this way, but you could definitely learn quite a lot about where the “boundaries” are between colours from this kind of exercise!

mikk14 · 6 years ago
You might expect to hear this, but what you're hinting at was done by xkcd: https://blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/03/color-survey-results/

Particularly, what you're describing is this: http://imgs.xkcd.com/blag/satfaces_map_1024.png :-)

baddox · 6 years ago
By induction, doesn’t that mean we would only have one color name?
333c · 6 years ago
"can't tell apart" isn't a transitive relation. That is, just because I can't tell A from B and I can't tell B from C doesn't mean I can't tell A from C.
ryangittins · 6 years ago
I don't follow. Two given colors being indistinguishable doesn't imply that any two colors are indistinguishable.

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kristiandupont · 6 years ago
Hah, I love it! There's a lot to dislike about HN and the culture here, but questions like these that sort of make me go "Well obviously not, because ... erm" are quite common and always interesting.
bb2018 · 6 years ago
If there are zero people who cannot tell two colors apart, they should have the same name.

If there is at least one person who cannot tell two colors apart, they should have different names.

bryanrasmussen · 6 years ago
If that were so that would mean induction was a bad thing.
asdfasgasdgasdg · 6 years ago
Sure. At a minimum, it seems some folks find it entertaining to do so. That is a point. But naming them for the conventional purpose of indexing into cognitive clusters doesn't work, obviously.
bawolff · 6 years ago
The entire website is obviously a silly joke. Even if the colours were distinguishable you wouldn't go about naming them in this fashion but in some more systematic fashion
greggman3 · 6 years ago
I thought the entire thing was an excuse to have yet another node dependency.

    const namedColors = require('namedColors'); 
    const chalk = require('chalk');
    console.log(chalk.hex(nameColors['Hacker News Orange'])(
       lol, you just downloaded a 200meg dep for named colors
    ));

pbhjpbhj · 6 years ago
Depending on how it's produced it's not even _a_ colour, it's three colours, or two colours, then the same two with a bit of blue. Perhaps my eyes lack a normal number of blue receptors, and a substantial amount of blue still wouldn't alter the perceived colour.
mirimir · 6 years ago
Sure.

And conversely, there are infinitely more colors than that particular digital representation can express.

fizixer · 6 years ago
I can't take it as more than a joke.

Or maybe lockdown is really getting to their head.

reaperducer · 6 years ago
As long as they include rebeccapurple.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_A._Meyer#Personal_life

cbsks · 6 years ago
It’s the top voted name! https://colornames.org/color/663399
gardaani · 6 years ago
Every time I see that color name, I think about death. #663399 is the color of death.