And it does affect my quality of life: forget glasses? Good there goes your day until you've found a replacement. The best improvement so far has not been the glasses but a simple string to make sure I don't put them down but they stay around my neck. That has made a massive difference and it also helps when looking down (so the glasses won't fall off) and it has cut the rate at which I was losing them to zero from about one pair per month (which really was not sustainable).
If you don’t mind the aesthetics (though I personally can’t get past them), they solve the same problem as your string in an integrated way. Plus they rest more like a necklace, since it doesn’t require as long of a loop.
I couldn’t do the regular return flow because hygiene, but the chat bot immediately issued a refund.