I hit the API's rate limiter when the workers invalidated their cache, even though I staggered the lifetime of the cache keys for each replicated instance. This is how I found out how many Cloudflare workers run on a single edge instance. Hint: It's many.
Didn't know it had a name. I'm delighted, thanks!
If this is parody, I think there is a good chance it's libel.
Edit: I now see every link on the page redirects to the vice article.
“Acknowledgments This piece of satire was possible with the help of ChatGPT.”