Some Tom Dick and Harry to VCs: I have a proposal for you.
VCs: what is it
Tom Dick & Harry: AI
VCs: get the ** out of here, we already burnt enough money and will never see it back
Tom Dick & Harry: hear me out this is different
VCs: ok you have 5 minutes to explain me your product
Tom Dick & Harry: I dont have one
VCs: get the ** out of here
Tom Dick & Harry: hear me out
VCs: ok, you have 30 seconds to impress us.
Tom Dick & Harry: I just quit Microslop and still have high level contacts there
VCs: Hot damn!!! you are our lottery ticket to recoup all the money we have lost in other ventures. This is going to be a race against time, before your contacts go stale. Here's 60M for you, wine and dine your friends with it. On your way out you will find some AI generated product names and some vague product descriptions. Pick one and slap it on some website and announce our deal. Now get the ** out of here.
VCs: what is it
Tom Dick & Harry: AI
VCs: get the ** out of here, we already burnt enough money and will never see it back
Tom Dick & Harry: hear me out this is different
VCs: ok you have 5 minutes to explain me your product
Tom Dick & Harry: I dont have one
VCs: get the ** out of here
Tom Dick & Harry: hear me out
VCs: ok, you have 30 seconds to impress us.
Tom Dick & Harry: I just quit Microslop and still have high level contacts there
VCs: Hot damn!!! you are our lottery ticket to recoup all the money we have lost in other ventures. This is going to be a race against time, before your contacts go stale. Here's 60M for you, wine and dine your friends with it. On your way out you will find some AI generated product names and some vague product descriptions. Pick one and slap it on some website and announce our deal. Now get the ** out of here.