The writing is hard to engage with—possibly trying to be funny, but it comes off as overly antagonistic. Phrases like “—presumably in a conference room with aggressively modern furniture—” feel distracting and undermine the point.
OK, but the article seems to focus on boot time and not performance afterward. During the netbook craze, it seemed like a big performance boost to remove a hi-res desktop in favor of a solid color. At least that's my recollection years later.
(Intentional) jumbo frames at layer 2 and expanded MTUs at layer 3 are certainly available (as you may know). In fact it seems (I am, it should be obvious, not an expert) that using jumbo frames is more or less the common practice by now. There does in fact seem to have been some standards drama about this, too: I can't find it now, but IIRC in the '00s someone's proposal to extend the header protocols to allow the header to indicate a frame size of over 1500 bytes was rejected, and nothing seems to have been done since. At the moment it seems that the best way to indicate max. Ethernet frame sizes of over 1500 is an optional field in LLDP(!) https://www.juniper.net/documentation/us/en/software/junos/u... and the fall-back is sending successively larger pings and seeing when the network breaks(!) https://docs.oracle.com/cd/E36784_01/html/E36815/gmzds.html .
The point is not that he merely continued flying, but that he made the same reckless decision to fly over the mountains a second time. Most people who have a close call on the road drive with more care afterward.
Usenet, in my experience, is reachable through a variety of easy-to-use web-based providers. Easynews, etc... I agree that it's ill-suited in the sense that often the files are split into parts and often need re-assembing or other such work. But it's fairly trivial stuff that a user may already be familiar with. Other than that it's super easy. Torrents, at least in my experience are not so straightforward due to the required installation of a client. I think users are hesitant to install it on their machines. Just my take based on limited experience.
I just wanted to add something I didn't see mentioned in the article or the discussion. In the Christian tradition, figures are often portrayed with their pinky and ring fingers curled up, while the thumb, index, and middle fingers are extended. This is done to symbolize the holy trinity.