And it now runs on everything, across more Elixir and Erlang/OTP versions than before!
Also comes with a built-in BEAM allocator so the runtime properly reports NIF memory consumption.
I'm now re-vibe-coding it into Rust with the same process, but also using Grok 4 to get better results. It now builds and passes the tests on Elixir 1.14 to 1.18 on macOS and Ubuntu, but I'm still trying to get Grok 3 and 4 to fix the Windows-specific parts of the Rust code.
As you said, the very title of the article acknowledged that it didn’t produce a working product.
This is just outrage for the sake of outrage.