Goal: Setup a minimal working example where pods in GKE and EKS can access two buckets, one in S3 and another in GCS with no static credentials or runtime configuration. In other words, running the below commands should just work from within a pod in both clusters:
It definitely makes me feel like I'm dealing with an overenthusiastic intern who is throwing stuff over the wall without checking their work, and like maybe having a second bot sitting in front of the first one being like ARE YOUR SURE ABOUT THAT could really improve things.