I take tremendous umbrage at "femboy Thinkpad enjoyer."

A wonderful writeup.

It appears an overeager dev has gotten a CVE filed against np++ for a "DLL hijacking vulnerability."

Submitter's repo is linked in the CVE change history: https://github.com/zer0t0/CVE-2025-56383-Proof-of-Concept

Just beautiful. I love that the pattern appears stable but diverges after 5 mins or so. Is the initial state proven to be stable under exact conditions?

Because they produce output probabilistically, when multiplication is deterministic. Why is this so hard for everyone?

This really misses a major point. If you write something in Zig, you can have some confidence in the stability of the program, if you trust yourself as a developer. If someone else writes something else in Zig, you have to live with the possibility that they have not been as responsible as you would have preferred.