This seems a bit morally questionable...
Hmmm... How do you mean?
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It’s perfect for my use-case, more so now than when I originally researched it as a possibility. Back then, I didn’t even have threading solved for php. Now that’s all a solved problem (threads ftw) and I’m refactoring log storage now to better support things like faster.