Today's meme was this question: "The car wash is only 50 meters from my house. I want to get my car washed, should I drive there or walk?"
Here is Claude's answer just right now:
"Walk! At only 50 meters (about 150 feet), it would take you less than a minute to walk there. Driving such a short distance would actually be less convenient - by the time you get in the car, start it, drive, and park, you could already be there on foot. Plus, you'd save fuel and your car would be right there waiting for you after the wash is done."
Here is ChatGPT, also right now:
"Since it’s only *50 meters* (about 160 feet), walking makes a lot more sense.
Here’s why:
* *It’s extremely close* — you’ll get there in under a minute. * *Driving would actually be less efficient* — by the time you start the car, move it, and park, you’re already there. * *Cold starts aren’t great for your engine* — very short drives don’t let the engine warm up properly. * *It saves fuel and emissions*, even if it’s a tiny amount. * You avoid the hassle of maneuvering such a short distance.
The only time driving might make sense is if:
* The weather is terrible (heavy rain, snow, extreme cold). * You have mobility issues. * The car wash requires you to stay in the vehicle and you don’t want to leave it there.
Otherwise, this is a perfect “walk it over” situation. "
Please save us all that talk about frontier and SOTA and that only the closedAI models are any good and the others are all so bad and benchmaxxed. For most purposes a Toyota is just as good as a BMW or a Merc or whatever luxury brand tickles your fancy. Even worse, the lastest 80B Qwen Next is not far from Opus 4.6 but runs on my laptop.
I noticed whenever such meme comes out, if you check immediately you can reproduce it yourself, but after a free hours it's already updated.