Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.

I'm reading this article because I'm bored. And I'm commenting this midway into the article because I got bored again. I guess the author really did get his point across.