Show HN: Neural Bordello – Where retired AI models work the night shift for $1

Show HN: Neural Bordello – Where retired AI models work the night shift for $1 neuralbordello.com/...

Built this as a love letter to AI history with a... suggestive twist.

ELIZA (1966) — the original madam, still asking "tell me more about your desires." GPT-2 whispers forbidden prophecies "too dangerous to release." BERT does bidirectional analysis of your... personality. Clippy finally found work after Microsoft let him go. LSTM never forgets — especially the pain.

Each model has unique "services." Pay $1, get a personalized artifact. The whole thing is absurd, slightly inappropriate, and weirdly touching.

Tech: React, Gemini 3 Flash, Firebase

tariqshams · 2 months ago

Haha I love the concept! What if you allowed smaller local llms loaded in the browser as an unpaid intern tier? You wouldn’t charge an hourly wage for using them but you could charge for the “skills” you teach them so make them useful. Just a suggestion, don’t take it as prescriptive.