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pflenker · 3 months ago
The article makes it sound like there was some ringing, but instead of looking out of the window or checking the door the residents called the police - probably because they were afraid of kids from across the road, which is a framing that their source, the very shitty Bild, just _loves_.

What really happened is that the ringing happened multiple times, residents looked out of the window and out of the door but couldn't find anyone, and only then called the police. More trustworthy sources than the Bild do not mention any abandoned house over the road, just that they assumed it must be someone who does the ringing, which is a very sensible assumption.

I suspect that German media only picked up on it because they could end their articles with the pun that "the perpetrator has been turned into a slug", which is a direct translation of a proverb which means that the perpetrator has been dressed down.

andy99 · 3 months ago

  "I thought it might be the kids from the abandoned house over the road,” Lisa, 30, a shop sales assistant told the tabloid Bild.
More concerning that there's an apparent house of feral children across the road.

IncRnd · 3 months ago
There should be those sorts of houses everywhere, or the feral children would roam in street gangs, steal pies from window sills, and ring doorbells.
sterlind · 3 months ago
the way the world economy's going I could see Oliver Twist becoming relevant again.
Pesthuf · 3 months ago
Who knows if that interview even happened. Bild makes up stuff all the time, or bends the truth to make it more interesting or fit their narrative better.

My ass would be offended if so wiped it with a BILD "news"paper.

tracker1 · 3 months ago
For some reason, I'm thinking of the Foot Clan hideout from the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDJev_Sw-j8

pineaux · 3 months ago
Actually, what they mean is squatters. In many parts of Europe -especially germany and spain- it's quite normal for 16 to 25 year olds to squat abandoned buildings and live there until the police kicks them out. These kids tend to get intoxicated and do stupid stuff. Like ringing a bell in the middle of the night. The squatting thing is seen by many as a measure against speculation on living space and at the same time giving young kids a cheap place to live and get on their feet. In most places in Europe the squatting is semi-allowed because of remnants of old roman law. It's quite fascinating and -in my opinion- a tragedy that it is disappearing.
Larrikin · 3 months ago
Drunk kids unable to afford housing, in a society where owners of property would rather let it get run down instead of develop it or sell it, and where it's expected that the homeless youth will harass their neighbors, sounds like a failure of society.

The young people shouldn't have to squat and abandoned buildings shouldn't be allowed to just sit and rot.

sersi · 3 months ago
A friend of ours is an old lady who needed to spend a few weeks in the hospital. While she was there, her house was squatted and removing the squatters took a bit more than a year during which time she was effectively homeless. So I am glad that the laws are gradually being tightened against squatters
inexcf · 3 months ago
Where do you get all that from? Except for famous cases like the Rote Flora in Hamburg or i guess Berlin in general there's not a lot of squatting going on in Germany, or is there?

In Germany squatting laws dictate you have to openly live at a place for 30 years and the property needs to be registered to your name in order for you to be able to claim ownership.So here it can hardly be a measure anyone can take to get a cheap place to live.

Frieren · 3 months ago
> The squatting thing is seen by many as a measure against speculation on living space and at the same time giving young kids a cheap place to live and get on their feet.

This is true for abandoned empty buildings. If the owners are not using a building and someone starts to live in there, they are allowed. The idea is that the right to housing is greater than the right to own empty buildings just for speculation.

In cities were housing offering is lacking this is seen as a measure to push speculators to sell or rent their properties.

vasco · 3 months ago
Underage kids that ran from their family should be brought back to the family or into foster care, not live in crack houses, that's not a tragedy, it's progress.
aswegs8 · 3 months ago
You make it sound like a common occurence in Europe. For my country (Germany) it has been only 1000~ buildings in total since the 1970s and I am pretty sure 90% of that has been in Hamburg in Berlin. So no, it's a very unlikely explanation for an abandoned building in rural Bavaria.
alexey-salmin · 3 months ago
So yeah, feral children
tempodox · 3 months ago
Im the world of tabloids that’s a profitable allegation.

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harrall · 3 months ago
Kids hanging around in abandoned houses to smoke or do dumb shit is like a staple of childhoods.
rTX5CMRXIfFG · 3 months ago
There’s an alternate universe where programmers are fixing slugs because it wasn’t a bug that died in a mainframe transistor
rob74 · 3 months ago
I think that was a relay back then (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/First_Co...). Also, if the climate inside your mainframe is so humid that it attracts slugs, you have bigger problems...
sellmesoap · 3 months ago
You wouldn't get the same pride in development on your liquid computer if you didn't have to wrestle with some slugs now and then :D
ahoka · 3 months ago
Etymology of "bug" goes back far more than that.
hcs · 3 months ago
I need to deslug my computer, it's getting sluggish.
ainiriand · 3 months ago
A long morning of slugfixes awaits me...
neuronic · 3 months ago
At least Firehen has released new deslugging tools.
jve · 3 months ago
Meh, a month ago slug destroyed a robot lawnmower: https://imgur.com/a/k6guVxi
Hamuko · 3 months ago
I’m guessing it was mutually assured destruction.
albert_e · 3 months ago
We had physical buttons for decades. That required a certain amount of deliberate physical action and force by a person to press the doorbell.

Now designers and manufacturers have decided that everyone wants and needs touch sensors.

Sacrifice in the process -

Inadvertent triggers and lack of tactile feedback.

franga2000 · 3 months ago
They didn't even decide that we want them, from what I've heard, capacitive "buttons" are simply cheaper as they require not additional parts.
tirant · 3 months ago
They are cheaper and they pass IPXX requirements on dust/water protection easily. But they seem to be good enough because customers, despite some complaints, keep buying devices with capacitive buttons.
neuronic · 3 months ago
Yes, now the cheap cooking stoves have touch interfaces which is an OBVIOUSLY bad idea, much worse even than touch buttons in cars. The expensive professional stoves however...
voidUpdate · 3 months ago
I didn't realise that it was a touch sensors, and was wondering through the article how on earth a slug was pushing the buttons to bell people, and maybe somehow its slime was conductive enough to get inside and short things?
skeezyboy · 3 months ago
if you look on the top of its head its got two arm like appendages that it can touch things with, probably did it with those
beerandt · 3 months ago
Still miss the keyboard on my HTC Tilt2
thayne · 3 months ago
Indeed. Especially as I get older and my accuracy on a virtual touchscreen keyboard gets worse.
9x39 · 3 months ago
I had a report from a business of possible unauthorized remote access in a point of sale. A touchscreen system was found logged in by an unknown admin overnight. There had been weird reports of the mouse cursor moving on its own.

After a lengthy quarantine and investigation that turned up nothing, I decided to go see this machine myself for context. While I was standing there taking everything in, a fly landed on the dirty touchscreen on a smear and tripped an on-screen button as it rubbed its legs together.

Everything clicked - it was just a fly and eventually some digging revealed someone had carelessly left an admin user available: ID 2, no password, which the fly inadvertently tapped into the touchscreen login UI with two lucky clicks.

FireSquid2006 · 3 months ago
To think that previously upon hearing "system so insecure it could be penetrated by a fly" I would have thought it a ridiculous hyperbole
porridgeraisin · 3 months ago
Hilarious
wewewedxfgdf · 3 months ago
I live in a pretty rough neighborhood - it happens around here a lot.

Teenage slugs causing havoc on a Saturday night after drinking beer in the park.

jaredhallen · 3 months ago
Slugs aren't known for quick getaways. Did no one check the doorbell before calling the police?
gus_massa · 3 months ago
They move a few inches per minute, so it's easy to ignore the irrelevant slug that is nearby but not over the button.
pengaru · 3 months ago
IME they tend to leave a lasting conspicuous shiny trail....
gitaarik · 3 months ago
You could probably see there was nobody there without going outside and check the doorbell panel. So they would come to the conclusion they were too late to catch the little brat
szszrk · 3 months ago
That still makes it at best a fun story to tell during family dinner, not on international press.

Why is this on hackernews in the first place...

jimnotgym · 3 months ago
Slugs could probably have beaten the police response time in my country.
coldtea · 3 months ago
Sounds like a broken doorbell button design.