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amelius · 5 months ago
Yes but they make a lot of fuzzy decisions, so they are better compared with e.g. alchemists or deep learning researchers.
gsf_emergency_2 · 5 months ago
Here is an ape adjusting the recording camera on her own

https://youtu.be/dHmRLpNQBJU&t=39s

Also https://youtu.be/dHmRLpNQBJU&t=26s

jagged-chisel · 5 months ago
“Adjusting” or just touching the thing she’s seen the humans touch?
upghost · 5 months ago
> or deep learning researchers.

Priceless XD

dapperdrake · 5 months ago
The chimps or the other living beings involved in the study?

Co-stochastic co-parrots is where it's at.

saghm · 5 months ago
Honestly that makes sense; they _are_ a lot fuzzier than humans generally. Maybe they might figure out how to use a tool to shave?
abridges6532 · 5 months ago
Homo sapiens also make a lot of fuzzy decisions.
upghost · 5 months ago
I thought this would be more relatable, like, "chimpanzee engineers found pretending to managers about estimates, chimpanzee managers found pretending to listen".
yyyk · 5 months ago
These fellows have all the juicy (chimpanzee) office gossip:

https://web.archive.org/web/20181204052813/https://www.newte...

musicale · 5 months ago
In double-blind experiments across multiple companies, chimpanzee managers were found to be largely statistically indistinguishable from incumbent (presumably human) company managers, except in areas where the chimps exhibited superior skills and performance.
caseyy · 5 months ago
“Chimpanzee closes Jira ticket, with acceptance criteria met but product not functional.”
formerly_proven · 5 months ago
“Chimpanzee ticks unmet acceptance criteria and closes ticket, knowing those with power don’t care and those who care don’t have power.”
jcims · 5 months ago
"Chimpanzees record their goals in four domains aligned with company values as part of a mandatory HR exercise."
upghost · 5 months ago
"Chimpanzees stare into mirror and mistake reflection for AGI. Chimp Altman says we just need to invest 7 trillion bananas into a bigger mirror."
mmooss · 5 months ago
Two overlooked aspect of the research:

First, an object of the research is pre-human ancestors' tool use:

> Physical evidence of early hominin perishable tools is scarce. However, it is reasonable to assume the mechanical constraints surrounding tool use and manufacture have remained somewhat constant. Using a functional framework to understand the technical capabilities of extant hominoid tool users presents a novel approach to predict the perishable tool-using capabilities of our earliest relatives.

Note that the Paleolithic, the first period of stone tools, started ~2.58 - 3.3 mya (million years ago); stone can be durable since X mya and we have lots of evidence of that. But our evolutionary line split from the chimps' line ~7 mya (though remember the 7 mya shared ancestor was not a chimpanzee; they evolved too). Before the Paleolithic, and even after it began, our ancestors at times likely used tools made from perishable materials - I cooked dinner with a wooden spoon, myself.

Also, there's the question of culture - something once thought unique to humans:

> Our findings provide insights into the technical skills associated with perishable artefact-making and raise questions about how this knowledge is learnt and culturally transmitted.

There are two ways to pass down traits: genetics, and culture. If you think culture is somehow weaker or secondary, look at the traditions or look at languages that have lasted thousands of years with no genetic basis. An advantage of the cultural method is flexibility - it can be changed today; biological evolution takes awhile.

lisper · 5 months ago
> An advantage of the cultural method is flexibility - it can be changed today

And it can be changed deliberately. Biological evolution is inherently a random search guided by a fixed quality metric -- reproductive fitness. That is not necessarily what a sentient being wants to optimize for.

Avicebron · 5 months ago
Damn we gotta ante up, if they're taking away my title of engineer and giving it to chimps, guess I'll just find a job where they can issue me "Doctor" job title. "Doctor and Principal Cybersecurity Engineer" sounds good.
bee_rider · 5 months ago
Really coding is more about trying to reason about overly-complex systems that you don’t fully understand for the most part. Legacy cruft with non-obvious dependencies. Poor designs. So, “code doctors” sorta works. Or “code lawyers.”
jagged-chisel · 5 months ago
I think you just need a PhD in hand drawing and you’re set for life.

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Aperocky · 5 months ago
There are no "they", it's all "we"
Avicebron · 5 months ago
Yikes, I've been really slacking on my raises
HPsquared · 5 months ago
First time?
oh_my_goodness · 5 months ago
This is prior art. Everybody knows that engineers and chimpanzees share a lot of behavior patterns.
OnlyMortal · 5 months ago
throws faeces

Nonsense!

Source: Engineer

bell-cot · 5 months ago
Up next, a story about how ants act as 'engineers' - choosing soft-enough-to-dig ground, that is not waterlogged, to build their nests.

After that, maybe a story about plant 'engineers', growing toward the sun.

lucianbr · 5 months ago
All the while programmers are not engineers but craftsmen, because... we don't use slide rules or something.
Avicebron · 5 months ago
I think it's more that we don't follow ethical rules or something
GeoAtreides · 5 months ago
> A multidisciplinary team of researchers from the School of Anthropology and Museum Ethnography at the University of Oxford, the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, the Jane Goodall Institute in Tanzania, the University of Algarve and the University of Porto in Portugal, and the University of Leipzig,

so, i have a question; do you think the team of researchers above have no idea what they're doing? these are the people that studied and published the posted research. Do their credentials mean nothing to you?

i so despise this kind of drive-by comments, that just react to the title without reading the article, without being curious at all, empty snarkiness just for a bit of extra karma points. And in the process casting doubt and derisiveness on the scientific process and on the people that dedicate their life to extending human knowledge.

bee_rider · 5 months ago
In the researchers’ publication, they didn’t substantiate the claim that chimpanzees are doing engineering (actually they didn’t even define what engineering is or why it would be significant if the chimpanzees were doing it). They document some interesting tool-making behavior, that the chimpanzees are somewhat picky about the material properties of the sticks they use to catch ants.
bell-cot · 5 months ago
I assume the researchers know perfectly well what they're doing...but "what they're doing" is much closer to "padding their publication counts" than it is to "making non-trivial scientific discoveries", or "responsible use of limited research funding". Anyone even slightly familiar with the arboreal habits of chimpanzees would realize that those alone would require them to have excellent judgement for the flexibility and strength of long, thin parts of plants. Otherwise, they'd often trust a too-weak branch, and be injured or killed in falls.

In a human world where the validity and value of science are sadly controversial, neither arguments from authority, nor 'how dare you cast doubt' objections, seem compatible with the long term well-being of science.

metalman · 5 months ago
ok, here is something like that I watch my horse, choose to roll,in rub over, and generaly luxurate in bayberry shrubs, which are very aromatic,and pay by bieng reduced to kindling other surviving bayberry bushes, that were used by early european's in Canada for the wax coating of the "berrys" in candle making, are used by birds as food, the berrys ripen in late fall.....just before the song birds migrate, all of the berrys vanishing over 2 days, the high energy wax coating, providing a strong start to an arduous trip, and a free long range dispersment for the long suffering bayberrys......which I have used the self same leaves as flavoring in food everything is working a "plan" man, all part of a vast,ancient,intricate,fusion powered, network, we and all we do is just a side hussle for nature and here in Canada, the term "engineer" is legaly exclusive to the guys with the iron rings, or the few with the stripy hats
KineticLensman · 5 months ago
fruits: lower, tastier, juicier. Choose two
weard_beard · 5 months ago
The ones on the higher branches are for crows to pluck.

Maybe a few of the best will fall when a storm comes but by and large these rot in the sun.

It’s strange how much animals love fruit. All fruit.

HPsquared · 5 months ago
Fruit loves animals. That's why it makes itself so tasty, bright-coloured and so on.
quinndexter · 5 months ago
I assumed it was the fructose. (*not an animal/fruit/love expert)
xandrius · 5 months ago
Lower and tastier, thank you!