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gnabgib · 10 months ago
Svoka · 10 months ago
This is way funnier name, to be honest.

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PlunderBunny · 10 months ago
The bit about four equal signs reminds me of the famous article from The Onion “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades” [0]

“… I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth equal sign in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!“

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0. https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-...

AnonHP · 10 months ago
I very much enjoyed reading this! This is built on revolutionary changes in how CPUs, operating systems, compilers, languages and programmers work.

> You can now use floats for indexes too!

> By default, a variable will last until the end of the program. But you can make it last in between program-runs by specifying a longer lifetime.

    const const name<Infinity> = "Luke"! //lasts forever

> You can make classes, but you can only ever make one instance of them. This shouldn't affect how most object-oriented programmers work.

> Similarly..... Gulf of Mexico also features AI, which stands for Automatic-Insertion. If you forget to finish your code, Gulf of Mexico will auto-complete the whole thing!

> It's worth noting that GitHub CoPilot doesn't understand GulfOfMexico, which means that MicroSoft won't be able to steal your code.

> This is great for when you want to keep your open-sourced project closed-source.

beretguy · 10 months ago
We need to add this new language to Linux kernel.
ForOldHack · 10 months ago
We could also add Kʼiche, Mayama, and their icons of kings getting their heads removed. every kernel needs an icon of a king getting their head cut off. " In AD 738, the vassal king Kʼakʼ Tiliw Chan Yopaat of Quiriguá captured his overlord, Uaxaclajuun Ubʼaah Kʼawiil of Copán and a few days later he ritually decapitated him;"

Oh... Computer language. No skin in this game, no horse in this race, and no cheese down this tunnel.

lionelholt · 10 months ago
But it's not perfect. GulfOfAmerica would have been perfect!
alkyon · 10 months ago
In no time it will be forked with the new name to make it even greater
jasonm23 · 10 months ago
I think the language should also use the following keywords instead of print.

- boast

- project

- lunacy

Svoka · 10 months ago
This reads really nice. I felt like it was a satirical novel for my kind of nerd. Love this
dapperdrake · 10 months ago
AEMI adds three exclamation points to the end of your comment implicitly.

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