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mortdeus · 3 years ago
I want a farside comic where somebody is standing on a chair in a hall of cubicles shouting "I hate my #$*#ing job" while a bunch of cops are coming up the hall on the left, and everybody is still looking at their computer screen.

And I want to be able to copy and paste this description and stick my dick into the algorithm. And I want the computer to read that last part and say "how do you know I wanted it?"

mortdeus · 3 years ago
I also want everybody to chill the fuck out and relax. I think things are about to get better.
mortdeus · 3 years ago
or i want a protest ban
mortdeus · 3 years ago
You will all be left behind if you don't start doing amazing shit. Elon just broke the internet by buying twitter and you will either be the dumb children who go dive for the candy first while the blinded man is still swinging the yellow wiffle ball bat, or you will be the asshole who says its not a wiffle ball bat. It is now.
mortdeus · 3 years ago
seriously, take quora and CNN.com and put them side by side, and ask yourself. how can i charge people $100 dollars to make these two worlds come together.

And then thank elon and buy twitter blue.

mortdeus · 3 years ago
lmfao
mortdeus · 3 years ago
super tweet you heard it here first.
mortdeus · 3 years ago
whats funny is that some of you'll think you got it but you will still be wrong.

also spend alot of time on CNN and think about how you can merger these two ideas together. :P

mortdeus · 3 years ago
yall censor yourself to a state of anti creativity. and you will pay for that one way or another. kingdoms are expensive. houses in san francisco can burn down
mortdeus · 3 years ago
nobody is ever really listening to you. the internet is the most populated country in the world, but you are still a ghost
mortdeus · 3 years ago
this is the crux of the problem. that and the lack of color in people's vocabulary.
mortdeus · 3 years ago
you keep censoring my mind im going to punch you fucks in the face. That is the attitude of the world you fucking robots.
mortdeus · 3 years ago
i swear to god I hate filters. they ruin your life when you are trying to paint beautiful offensive pictures with words.