First LIDAR system in JavaScript comes out in May along with a Medium article. By December, web developers can choose between 27 new LIDAR frameworks.
Trump is kicked out of the presidency. Spends the rest of his life as a prolific twitch streamer. He also creates a GitHub profile where he hosts a TrumpScript [1] fork and an Awesome-Me list.
Bitcoin transaction speed drops to 1TPS because of its price hike back to 20k, melting a couple of glaciers in Greenland in its way. Coinbase hasn't fixed its customer support yet.
First success in farming CRISPR potatoes in Novaya Ziemlia. Putin decides Russia needs to open a vodka destillery in Arctic by 2020 and makes it part of the Russia Forward plan.
Yandex Research starts working on blockchain for alcohol supply chains. Navalny makes a career change beginning his brief, but fruitful stint as a Blockchain Researcher Senior for the company, before pulling out a Litvinenko due to being a nasty code reviewer.
We discover that Meltdown bug can also affect sex toys. Kids grow depraved with the knowledge of what their mum had this day in her handbag.
Apple will release a new MacBook with no screen, keyboard, trackpad or ports. Conversing with it will be like a scene from 2001.
Google will retire search and replace it with something mildly social.
Elon Musk will announce something so bizarre that only a person completely isolated from humanity could think it's a good idea.
Oracle will continue to screw its customers (this is the only one I'm certain about).
Windows revenue will decline to less than 5% of Microsoft's total revenue. On the subject of Windows, win32 will finally be retired unless you want to run your legacy apps in the cloud.
Apple will release a new MacBook with no screen, keyboard, trackpad or ports. Conversing with it will be like a scene from 2001. - This is the only one I'm certain about. :)
BigCo gets hacked. Everyone loses their mind for two days.
Google sunsets one of their services. And releases something that copies a service from one of their competitors but in an incredibly tone deaf way.
YouTuber does something terrible. Everyone is disgusted. Gains 10 million followers.
Apple releases an iPhone. Nothing new about it. Calls it the best/greatest iPhone to date.
Bitcoin gains x%. Loses x%. Is outlawed in country X. Regulated in country Y.
Redditors discover that reddit is not the bastion of free speech it pretends to be. They get angry and go to another site only to return the next week under a new subreddit.
Rather than a doom and gloom prediction, I believe that 2018 will seem remote work growing significantly and hopefully with the benefit of bringing money and new services to towns and regions that have suffered brain/money drain over the last 50 years.
2018: Bitcoin goes full bubble. You'll have more mainstream experts implying it will hit $1M. The more technical people will pull out entirely or try out altcoins. Bitcoin has a limited window to step up their game. Possibly see ETH take over or even Bitcoin Cash.
It would either be year of the altcoin or crypto crash.
Longer term: Increased H1B restrictions and high Silicon Valley land prices would make investors look for alternative cities for early stage investments. It's unlikely this city will be in the US.
Also I foresee "startup" not being a buzzword anymore, replaced by "side project".
Startup has been so overused at this point that has totally lost all its appeal. Anybody with a T-shirt with a logo has a startup. I once heard my landlord call her renting two of her spare rooms of her house a startup.
The other buzzwords I'd add in is "engineer" and "lab", though I don't see them going away anytime soon. Everybody's a bloody engineer, and every company is a lab. Grotesque.
Bitcoin Cash is extremely unlikely to overtake Bitcoin, way less volume and it's losing the appeal of faster and cheaper transactions. Bitcoin has a huge chunk of the current crypto currency market and a massive lead in mind share.
It seems there keeps being warnings that the big happy run of things is not eternal, but these are ignored once any 'hiccup' goes away.
Perhaps war, perhaps market collapse (led by Bitcoin?), perhaps superbug, perhaps major hack of one of the FAANGs, perhaps lending collapse (again), perhaps natural disaster.
Otherwise we're going to have to find new careers for all those people displaced by AI and automation, etc!
The median home price in Seattle proper passes $1million. SF median home price passes $2million. Microsoft/google busses start to get rocks thrown at them, hire private security escorts.
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Trump is kicked out of the presidency. Spends the rest of his life as a prolific twitch streamer. He also creates a GitHub profile where he hosts a TrumpScript [1] fork and an Awesome-Me list.
Bitcoin transaction speed drops to 1TPS because of its price hike back to 20k, melting a couple of glaciers in Greenland in its way. Coinbase hasn't fixed its customer support yet.
First success in farming CRISPR potatoes in Novaya Ziemlia. Putin decides Russia needs to open a vodka destillery in Arctic by 2020 and makes it part of the Russia Forward plan.
Yandex Research starts working on blockchain for alcohol supply chains. Navalny makes a career change beginning his brief, but fruitful stint as a Blockchain Researcher Senior for the company, before pulling out a Litvinenko due to being a nasty code reviewer.
We discover that Meltdown bug can also affect sex toys. Kids grow depraved with the knowledge of what their mum had this day in her handbag.
[1] https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
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Google will retire search and replace it with something mildly social.
Elon Musk will announce something so bizarre that only a person completely isolated from humanity could think it's a good idea.
Oracle will continue to screw its customers (this is the only one I'm certain about).
Windows revenue will decline to less than 5% of Microsoft's total revenue. On the subject of Windows, win32 will finally be retired unless you want to run your legacy apps in the cloud.
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A Mac mini?
Dave: Open the bank app, MAC.
MAC 10000: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
...
Like a HomePod on steroids?
Google sunsets one of their services. And releases something that copies a service from one of their competitors but in an incredibly tone deaf way.
YouTuber does something terrible. Everyone is disgusted. Gains 10 million followers.
Apple releases an iPhone. Nothing new about it. Calls it the best/greatest iPhone to date.
Bitcoin gains x%. Loses x%. Is outlawed in country X. Regulated in country Y.
Redditors discover that reddit is not the bastion of free speech it pretends to be. They get angry and go to another site only to return the next week under a new subreddit.
I can go on.
... And releases four more video/messaging apps along with three more banking/wallet apps just in case their current properties fail.
Please do
I made many of the same predictions.
//BigCo gets hacked.
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It would either be year of the altcoin or crypto crash.
Longer term: Increased H1B restrictions and high Silicon Valley land prices would make investors look for alternative cities for early stage investments. It's unlikely this city will be in the US.
Also I foresee "startup" not being a buzzword anymore, replaced by "side project".
The other buzzwords I'd add in is "engineer" and "lab", though I don't see them going away anytime soon. Everybody's a bloody engineer, and every company is a lab. Grotesque.
It seems there keeps being warnings that the big happy run of things is not eternal, but these are ignored once any 'hiccup' goes away.
Perhaps war, perhaps market collapse (led by Bitcoin?), perhaps superbug, perhaps major hack of one of the FAANGs, perhaps lending collapse (again), perhaps natural disaster.
Otherwise we're going to have to find new careers for all those people displaced by AI and automation, etc!