This matters. Even gold, at least I can wear it and display my wealth. You can’t even display your crypto wealth like that. It is entirely lacking in any “real” value.
Idea: luxury tshirt made out of a $5 white tee with a wallet QR code slapped on the front showing off the balance of the shirt. Or a ring. Crypto fine jewelry.
I'd feel much safer displaying large sums of wealth online by posting a wallet than by wearing luxury goods in public.
Massive amounts of Selegiline, probably.