The people who try to use their webcam mic or the built in mic are the ones causing most of the problem (yes I'm also looking at you Macbook users).
I always thought it'd be a great idea if in your internal Teams or Zoom instance you had a "send this person a new headset" button to fix the problem.
Don't you think this is _maybe_ an overstatement? I was annoyed about this for years but reading your take is borderline satirical.
Specific example: When on dating apps you see "green bubbles" as a red flag/un-dateable trait, it has done considerable harm.