Personally, I find the whole thing condescending and dismissive, taking swipes at "Gen-X-ers and Millennials"
What’s your usecase? Might be able to get better recommendations if you can tell us what you’re trying to do.
Ideally the card would have a TPM module and supports some sort of signed boot/firmware validation.
I know I'm being a bit coy, but hopefully that helps you understand the requirements a bit better?
A related problem though is that game developers have a really hard time trusting anyone who says they've been banned unfairly. Almost everyone who gets banned for valid reasons will claim they did nothing wrong, etc. This is especially true for delayed bans, as the person doesn't even realize that their account got flagged to be banned weeks before the actual ban took place.
Given that problem, when a developer gets reports of users being banned unfairly, it's very easy to ignore them as salty cheaters. Ideally there is a way for them to know exactly what tripped the anti-cheat, but sometimes it's hard as the client has to covertly tell the server to ban itself.
at least that way they're not profiting from their scummy behaviour
This is one thing CT logs are useful for. As soon as logging certificates to a public log becomes commonplace, then misissued certificates can't be used in private without a high chance of the world being told about what's going on.