> A thick desire is one that changes you in the process of pursuing it.
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> A thin desire is one that doesn't.
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> ...
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> The person who checks their notifications is [a thin desire],
> afterward, exactly the same person who wanted to check their
> notifications five minutes ago.
[I added the brackets]The author, I think, would label the desire for sugary drinks as a thin desire. However, that desire tends towards unfavorable consequences: mood swings, poor dental hygiene, weight gain. Thus it undermines one's body. This "changes you" -- for the worse, yielding a contradiction. If the preceding logical analysis is sound, the article's terms or argument are flawed.
I get very strong "E = mc^2 + AI" vibes from it, just shoehorning the coveted letters everywhere