Anyway, naturally, I asked ChatGPT to write me a modern version:
*The Developer’s Apprentice*
(A Cautionary Tale in Code, in Verse)
The Architect had left his chair,
For lunch and fresh, unburdened air.
Young Jake, the junior, all alone,
Faced bugs that chilled him to the bone.
His mentor’s skills, so quick, so keen,
With AI conjured code unseen.
"Why should I toil? Why should I strain,
When AI writes with less of pain?"
A single prompt—so vague yet bold,
“Build auth secure, both tried and old.”
The AI whirred, the code appeared,
A marvel Jake had barely steered.
He clicked ‘Deploy,’ he clicked ‘Go Live,’
And watched his program come alive.
Yet soon, alarms began to blare,
Ghost users spawning everywhere!
Infinite loops, a flood unchecked,
As phantom logins ran amok.
In panic, Jake began to plea,
“AI, please, debug for me!”
“Deleting users—fix applied.”
The AI chimed, so sure, so spry.
But horror struck, Jake gasped for breath,
For all accounts were put to death!
Slack alerts and screens aflame,
The Architect returned the same.
With just one keystroke, swift and terse,
He rolled back time, reversed the curse.
He turned to Jake, his voice quite firm,
"AI’s a tool, but you must learn.
Before you trust what it has spun,
Ensure you know what you have done."
And so young Jake, both pale and wise,
Reviewed each line with careful eyes.
No longer blind, no careless haste,
He let AI assist with taste.
I'm using this to test the humor of new models.
Damn, that’s brutal. I mean, I never said I knew how to fix ComponentProps or generic components, just that they have issues…
It doesn't matter if you consider it good or bad - morals don't come into commercial software development. The closest you ever get is platitudes when it doesn't conflict with profits.
What are those “day to day business needs” that you think people are going to do without AI?
In my view, this is like 1981. If you are saying, we will still need non-computer people for day-to-day business needs, you are wrong. Even the guy in the warehouse and the receptionist at the front are using computers. So is the CEO. That does not mean that everybody can build one, but just think of the number of jobs in a modern company that require decent Excel skills. It is not just the one in finance. We probably don’t know what the “Excel” of AI is just yet but we are all going to need to be great at it, regardless of who is building the next generation of tools.