Guess I'm not a human, I got owned by the imps because I assumed left and right would be strafing instead of turning.
If you would like your own ersatz version, lego make a set approximating this lovely art work in their own style.
Not even close, you sound like Libertarian-adjacent technologists who have been believing your own hype / some other equivilent metaphor.
Technology has a role to play in education that is as-yet unrealised and while I cannot speak for all of them, I know the system in place in the UK is behind the curve. The solution to this isn't to pull your kids out and use them as the cornerstone of an individualised experiment but to fight for better funding of the educational system itself. I hope this does not have any negative consequences for the kids who are the recipients of this trial.
Joking, of course.