I don't think serious conversation like this is a place for reaction GIFs.
I'd be more interested in criticism of the content, rather than the format. There's aiming for serious, and then there's just posturing.
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Why can't things be built to just use local TCP/IP connections? Those work just fine on my local network, and they work just fine if I flip my VPN on when I'm not on my local network. Anything that actually needs some kind of server piece should have a server that can run locally.
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Evocative term ("persphinctery"), what does it mean? A web search mostly references mondaynote.