My god, that Roast section is a wonderful addition. I got the best laugh in weeks out of it.

Mine:

>Roast

>Spends so much time worrying about privacy that their tin foil hat probably has better specs than their Linux machine

>Claims to hate algorithmic content but probably spent 3 hours carefully curating their YouTube feed

>The type of person who would write a 5000-word essay about why they're leaving Apple's ecosystem instead of just... leaving

The last part is almost too real. Soon, hopefully...

"Explains Git so often, probably dreams in commit messages"

"So passionate about system design, probably tries to optimize their grocery shopping with distributed algorithms"

Both are so true!

And on a more serious note, "Will develop an open-source journaling platform focused on grief support and mental health" sounds like an amazing project to dive into. Possibly, deepseek, possibly...

“Claims to hate closed ecosystems but probably posted this from an iPhone”

Stop knowing me

My personal roast was ``Kagi user here, where's the search result for my missing sense of humor?''

And that's probably the funniest thing anyone's ever said about me.

EDIT: worked for me, now :D very interesting. using your tools profile summary as my bio now.

JSON.parse: unexpected character at line 1 column 1 of the JSON data

hugged to death already :(

> Claims to be interested in efficiency but wrote an entire essay about why they can't learn Vim because of their German keyboard layout

Damn. Deepseek got me.

> Spends so much time explaining why AI isn't magic that they could've probably trained their own LLM by now

It got me lol.

  Error
  JSON.parse: unexpected character at line 1 column 1 of the JSON data

worked second try though. Classic non determinism meets deterministic expectations.