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r0bbbo · 7 years ago
This is what Microsoft Cognitive Services saw:

Objects [ { "rectangle": { "x": 346, "y": 321, "w": 333, "h": 417 }, "object": "mammal", "parent": { "object": "animal", "confidence": 0.719 }, "confidence": 0.716 } ]

Tags [ { "name": "wall", "confidence": 0.9889654 }, { "name": "indoor", "confidence": 0.9775573 }, { "name": "doll", "confidence": 0.9775573 }, { "name": "person", "confidence": 0.966689169 }, { "name": "toy", "confidence": 0.5887871 }, { "name": "collection", "confidence": 0.535430968 }, { "name": "bear", "confidence": 0.432904869 }, { "name": "christmas", "confidence": 0.351226926 }, { "name": "animal", "confidence": 0.350886434 }, { "name": "family", "confidence": 0.3459218 } ]

Description { "tags": [ "indoor", "table", "sitting", "food", "dog", "woman", "black", "bear", "holding", "standing", "man", "room", "people", "bed", "group", "stuffed", "red", "kitchen" ], "captions": [ { "text": "a group of stuffed animals sitting on top of a table", "confidence": 0.764803648 } ] }

firethief · 7 years ago
Now that I look at it again, there definitely is a wall in the back left. MCS succeeded where I failed because I guess I have an implicit "walls aren't interesting" filter that threw out the only positively identifiable object.
patrickmcnamara · 7 years ago
Here's the top ten things Amazon Rekognition saw:

Furniture - 94.8 %, Apparel - 93.8 %, Clothing - 93.8 %, Home Decor - 93.6 %, Table - 85.3 %, Pet - 77.9 %, Mammal - 77.9 %, Cat - 77.9 %, Animal - 77.9 %, Toy - 67.9 %

It's surprisingly confident.

tabtab · 7 years ago
GobbledyGook: confidence = 99.9937%
jschwartzi · 7 years ago
better than I could do. I can't make hide nor hair of it.
dhritzkiv · 7 years ago
Is it really "better" if the image is simulated nonsense? Better would be conceding that nothing is truly decipherable.
sriku · 7 years ago
Visual Jabberwocky? (Possibly made by a GAN?)

Here is Alice on Jabberwocky ...

“It seems very pretty,” she said when she had finished it, “but it’s rather hard to understand! … Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas–only I don’t exactly know what they are!”

dalbasal · 7 years ago
Perfect analogy. This image is a visual nonsense poem... or would be if it were more poetic.

It's fascinating to me. Both feel like they take my brain to the threshold of understanding and then it just gets stuck.

oska · 7 years ago
I disagree that it's a 'perfect analogy'. Jabberwocky is a poem created by a human that, while it contains made-up nonsense words, still makes sense. (The hero seeks out a fearsome monster, fights it, is victorious and is lauded for his victory on his return). The poem is aesthetically pleasing and intentionally playful in containing an element of nonsense but not too much.

This picture, on the other hand, is nothing like a 'visual nonsense poem' for me. It's artificially generated and not aesthetically pleasing. It's mildly disconcerting and beyond that, uninteresting.

dtujmer · 7 years ago
A fipple, two gonzies, a stib, borquet and tinch, and I think I also see a couple of goffels
js8 · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, but understandably, there are no worches and zits, they have already been destroyed earlier: https://english.lem.pl/works/novels/the-cyberiad/146-how-the...
seaish · 7 years ago
Lots of this has been done in language, like the Rockwell Retro Encabulator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w) and Plumbus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE)
Andrex · 7 years ago
The song "Prisencolinensinainciusol" has a similar effect: it's meant to sound exactly like American English to non-native speakers, but is actually just gibberish. Works amazingly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8

99052882514569 · 7 years ago
Sounds like the industrial piping mumbo-jumbo in The Patriot[1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_(TV_series)

theandrewbailey · 7 years ago
All mostly made of plastic.
fastbeef · 7 years ago
cpeterso · 7 years ago
Peter Watts' science fiction novels Blindsight and Echopraxia include "vampires" that co-evolved with humans. The vampires' aversion to crosses is described as their brains "crashing" when visually processing right angles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindsight_(Watts_novel)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echopraxia_(novel)

mgnn · 7 years ago
His is an interesting take on vampire lore in sci-fi. I remember they also have drugs to mitigate this condition, and allow them to live in cities: the anti-euclidean, or auntie-e.
gdrift · 7 years ago
azundo · 7 years ago
Levar Burton Reads has an episode with another David Langford short story featuring BLITs: https://art19.com/shows/levar-burton-reads/episodes/2a76c395...
styts · 7 years ago
I'm positive I've recognised some items from the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabberwocky poem.
gloflo · 7 years ago
And Snow Crash!

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ablation · 7 years ago
Thanks for posting this. I'd been trying to remember this short story's name for a while now, and seeing this image immediately put me in mind of the "basilisk"!
etaioinshrdlu · 7 years ago
It appears to be made with GANbreeder but I haven't seen any hard evidence of that. Nevertheless highly likely.

We should try not to physically mount a meatspace DDOS ... but the creator of GANbreeder is hosting a GANparty in Berkeley May 3rd.... https://ganbreeder.app/party

GANbreeder in turn uses BigGAN.

micheljansen · 7 years ago
A while ago, I had a migraine with stroke-like symptoms in the other direction: I could form thoughts in my head, but could only get a garbled mess out of my mouth. As a knowledge worker whose most important asset is his brain, this was one of the most terrifying experiences in my life.
Mirioron · 7 years ago
I've (probably) had a ministroke (TIA). What surprised me is that typing was affected in the same way for me. In my mind I made a coherent sentence with words, but when I read back what I wrote, I understood that it was a garbled mess. I tried again, failed, and became frustrated.

The crazy part to me was that I realized something was wrong, but it never occurred to me to ask for help. I tried to stubbornly keep working. I was trying to set up IIS at the time. I knew what I was roughly doing, but I kept forgetting what I was specifically doing. Reading those chat logs reminds me that even my own brain can fail me.

micheljansen · 7 years ago
You should really get that checked out if you haven’t already. A TIA can be a precursor to a full on stroke or otherwise have lasting consequences. An MRI can confirm all is good in your brain.
jnty · 7 years ago
It sounds terrifying whatever your job happens to be to be honest.
jbattle · 7 years ago
Aphasia. It's happened to me a few times and it is awful

https://migraineagain.com/migraine-babble-words-get-jumbled/

chaoticmass · 7 years ago
Happened to my mom once and it lasted a couple of days. Very scary. She didn't even know she was speaking nonsense and would get upset that no one could understand her.
zakki · 7 years ago
Somebody replied it with a clear picture: https://mobile.twitter.com/reneabythe/status/112080586922516...
joelS · 7 years ago
Most likely generated from https://ganbreeder.app.